'Was there a teacher's lounge back in the 80's that didn't smell like cigarettes?'

'You know how people from Saskatchewan like to shame people in other provinces when they say -15 is cold? Does that shaming go both ways? When Saskies are like 'Wow, +20... she's a warm one!' are people in B.C. like 'Wow you think +20 is warm? NERD!'

Stacie: 'McDonald's is bringing back their famous orange drink! BUT it's only going to be available in the states'

Clayton: 'You know how small town movie theatres will sometimes get movies 6 months after they're released? Canada always seems to be the small town movie theatre a lot. We always get stuff so late... but at least we'll always have Hawkins Cheezies!'

If the movie 'Children of the Corn' and the movie 'The Hills Have Eyes' made sweet love and had a movie baby...

... That movie would still not be as scary as this one! #CruzMornings

'You know you're old when you don't care what you look like during the winter... you know you're young when you do care about your winter outfit and sacrifice heat for fashion.'

'If the first photo of a real estate listing isn't the outside of the house, something's up with that house. What are they hiding? It should go outside of house, kitchen, living room, master bedroom, bathroom, other bedrooms, basement, backyard.'

'If you're one of those people who have 18 items in the 15 items or less lane... just know that the person behind you counted the items in your basket. They know your crime!'

'Relighting the pilot light in the furnace makes you feel like Tim the Toolman Taylor, even though all you really do is push a button and hold a BBQ lighter for 35 seconds'

Also on the show today: An epic 'That's what she said' moment. See if you can spot it!

'My favourite Super Bowl commercial was that promo for the TV show The Good Doctor. I didn't like it the first 11 times I saw it, but when it played for a 12th time I finally got it!'

'Everyone thinks the era of SNL they grew up with is the best era of SNL. No one will ever agree which era is the best one.'

'If you tell someone they snore, and it's the first time they're hearing about it... they always deny it!'

'Road trips back in the day sucked. You would pray it would rain so you could at least play the water droplet race on the window game.'

'When I was a server, the place I worked at offered free sides of ranch. Someone ordered one every 5 minutes. I thought they just really liked ranch... until I caught them pouring all the ranch into a tupperware container they brought from home.'

'Anytime someone from British Columbia says 'Yeah but it's a damp cold', they should be fined $50'

'There is no sound effect better than the Law & Order DUN DUNNNN!'

'No one actually knows Ron Livingston's name. People always just say 'the guy from the movie Office Space' instead and everyone knows who they're talking about'

'What do you guys do when the music is playing?'

People ask us this question all the time, and 97% of the time it's something like this! #CruzMornings

'Shout out to electronics that just fix themselves when you unplug them and then plug them back in. When that actually fixes the wi-fi... best feeling ever!'

'Moving a big screen TV down a flight of stairs in 1992 was a 7-man job that took all afternoon.'

'My husband's parents brought over a box of his old stuff when he was a kid and there was an envelope of his teeth in there... they kept his teeth!'