'Why does water taste so much better at night than during the day?'

'Once you started playing the computer game Roller Coaster Tycoon, it was impossible to stop'

'I don't know what happened to TV remotes, but all of a sudden they went from being huge to super tiny'

Back in the day, we used to do something called 'Drunk Coach's Corner'. That's when we would slow down a random clip from Don & Ron by about half so it would sound like there were wasted on the air.

We can't really do that anymore, so we decided to give the drunk audio treatment to ourselves! #CruzMornings #yxe

Stacie: 'There's a company that will give you $250,000 if you can prove to them that you have a legitimate super power. I can make people yawn by yawning... does that count?'

Clayton: 'I can raise my cholesterol very fast. Like, scary fast... $250,000 please!'

Clayton: 'If you're not flipping your pizza pops halfway through, you're doing it wrong.'

Stacie: 'That's such an old wives tale. You don't need to flip the pizza pop. You also don't need to poke them with a fork afterwards to cool them off. That's not going to help. No matter what, you will be burning your mouth.

Bunch of other silly & local stuff on the show today!

We all have that one friend who thinks your truck/car sucks because it's not the same as their truck/car.

They have no stats, research, or data to prove this. The only argument they have is LITERALLY, 'Your truck isn't the same as my truck, so therefore your truck sucks' #CruzMornings

Every now and again, Clayton will test Stacie on her focus. During the weather, he'll try and scare her.

'You know how kids can chat on a headset with each other when they play video games online? Imagine if that was around back in the day... Can you imagine the amount of swearing that would go down playing Mario Kart on N64 with all your friends?'

'The new Scandinavian Spa that Saskatoon might get is apparently going to be adults only. Bad news for all those 10 year olds out there that love deep tissue massages.'

'The most stressful thing a 12 year old kid can do is help their Dad at the boat launch. There's a lot of pressure for you to perform. The last thing you want to do is embarrass your Dad in front of the other Boat Dads.'

If you grew up in a boat family, there's a very good chance you've got some boat launch PTSD. #CruzMornings

'You know you're from Saskatoon when you have 1 or 2 good stories involving the Red Barn at the Willows'

'Plastic surgery numbers are way up because people don't like how they look on a Zoom call. Newsflash, no one is looking at you during a Zoom call. They're doing the same thing that you're doing... looking at themselves in the bottom right corner'

After seeing someone get a Playstation 5 doing the 'Paperclip Challenge', 10 year old Thomas from here in Saskatoon gave it a go himself! He started with a paperclip and traded his way up to a pair of AirPods! That's when someone robbed him... A jackwagon said they would buy the AirPods and just ran away with them.

Our friends Liam Neeson and Uncle Buck have a message for the AirPod Bandit #CruzMornings