Most of Clayton's impressions are straight up bad.

His impression of Gingy, the gingerbread man from the movie 'Shrek'... surprisingly good! #CruzMornings

'I have red hair, my 2 siblings do not... Which means when I was growing up, people would joke that I must be the Milkman's kid.

Thanks for basically saying that my Mom sleeps around. That's basically what you're saying... My Mom is a saint, how dare you!'

#CruzMornings

'I always thought that when you buy bananas, you have to buy the whole bunch. I had no idea you could rip off a few if you only need 2 or 3... Been buying bananas wrong for 30 years!'

'You know you're officially bored and have nothing to do when you decide to scrape the packed down snow and ice off your driveway.'

'Can we all agree that 15 minutes is the perfect amount of time to let your car warm up?'

'Sometimes we wait for our dog to get in the room before we start a movie so she won't miss any of the movie... Yeah, we're those people'

'Bridgerton looks too fancy for me. Everyone on that show looks like they'd be a complete buzzkill at parties'

Trouble is brewing at the Lanigan Curling Club.

It's time for another episode of... 'CSI: Lanigan' - Stacie & Clayton #CruzMornings

'I've seen the movie The Big Short 4 times, so I'm kind of an expert when it comes to this stock market thing.'

'You know you're old when you get very excited about making great time on a road trip.'

'Always check your spam folder every month or so. You never know what kinda stuff going to be in there.'

'If this friend is about to run out of gas, and the gas station 30 seconds away doesn't do Air Miles... they will risk it for the biscuit and drive 5 minutes to the gas station that does do Air Miles'

We all have that one friend who takes their Air Miles VERY seriously!

'Remember Brick Breaker on the old Blackberry phones? Good times.'

'If you're eating in the shower to save yourself some time in the morning... you're booking yourself too tight.'

Also on the show today: The first ever Food Draft, property assessments are so fetch right now, an alternative to nasty online reviews, having 'a guy' for random stuff, & space pants.

'It's physically impossible for a guy to find something in their wife's purse.'

'One of those missed connection posts was about me one time. They said they loved my voice and wanted to eat poutine off of me. Kind of creepy, but also kind of flattering.'

'Buffalo Bills fans smashing tables is the 2nd coolest fanbase tradition in sports. The first, of course, is the moose leg they throw on the ice in Flin Flon after they win a home game.'

'Don't you wish you could be honest with your kid when they make you something from their play kitchen? Just once I'd love to be like Yeah this spaghetti is dry and it's also a choking hazard.'