Some people are upset over the new sponsorships in the NHL. Each division has a sponsor, and there will even be ads on players helmets.

In our opinion, the more sponsorships the better! Listening to a play-by-play guy battling to fit all of the ads and sponsored lines into a busy broadcast is hilarious!

'Wacky chip flavours, like the Baconator Pringles or B.L.T. Lays, are just like a bad relationship. They come into your life out of the blue, you think you've met your soul mate, and then 3 months later they're gone forever without even leaving a note... WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO, CHIPS!'

A spacecraft orbiting Jupiter discovered FM radio signals coming from one of the planet's moons. Kind of got us thinking... what would a space radio station sound like?

Spoiler alert: This is easily the dumbest thing we've ever done in 4 years of doing #CruzMornings together - Stacie & Clayton

'Getting banned from a video rental store sucked because everyone who worked there was like 17 years old... Really sucks when you're an adult and some kid with acne can give you the boot.'

'Pretty sure 1995 was the greatest year in the history of Earth'

'We never do the toilet humour thing here on Cruz Mornings, but we have a legitimate question that we need the answer too... Why do shower farts linger so much longer than normal farts?!'

'To you, my dog is just a dog. But to me, that dog is everything. My dog changed my life. It gets pretty lonely when you get off work at 11 AM and have no one to hang out with for 6 hours. Having a dog makes those 6 hours an adventure instead of incredibly lonely... that's why I treat my dog like royalty. I want to show her how much she means to me.'

Also on the show today: New train overpasses in Saskatoon, Grandma ALWAYS gets the front seat in the car, drumsticks are always disappointing, Cruz Confused Lyrics, Dry January, & Movie theatre trivia.

'Remember in elementary school when you'd come in from recess and you'd see that big, yellow jug from McDonald's? Best. Day. Ever!'

'Some of those protesters in the States yesterday were climbing the walls of the Capitol Building like it was a birthday party Vic's Veritcal Walls'

We all have that one friend who sings about the stuff that they are doing.

It's almost as if they are narrating their own life with little songs that they make up on the spot. #CruzMornings

'Kids always get named after bigger, fancy cities like Dallas or Paris... Just once I want to meet a kid named Lethbridge or Estevan or something like that'

'Everyone looks like a moron when they try to yawn with their mouth closed.'

'Even if you've never played hockey, there's a good chance you have an extra hockey bag somewhere in your basement.'

'Doesn't matter if the game is 8-0 and the jackpot is $200... you stay in your seat until the winning 50/50 numbers have been announced'

'I wanted that to sound like a pirate, but instead it sounded like Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants.'

'Here's my impression of everyone buying asparagus... WHY IS ASPARAGUS SO DAMN EXPENSIVE??!'

Our impressions are usually pretty bad, but today they're spot on! #CruzMornings