We all have that one friend where if you go to their house, you're scared to touch anything... Because everything in their house is some sort of rare artifact or family heirloom that's irreplaceable.

Remember going to an antique store with your parents when you were a kid? It's super crowded, it's boring, everything's old, you're scared to move... That's what going to this friend's house is like!

'A guy could be wearing Colorado Avalanche sweatpants from 2002, velcro shoes, and a Budget car rental toque... but if they're wearing a peacoat, they look ready for GQ. Peacoats are the MVP for men in the winter'

'The bigger the dry rub, the grosser it tastes. The medium size pieces that look like a rhombus, now those are the ones you want!'

'I've never looked at my crotch and thought to myself hey I wish someone would drop a hammer on my nards'

'You sound like Dory when she tries to speak whale.'

'Ask the person your with right now what comes to mind when you say Werther's Original... Guaranteed they will say Grandma or Grandpa.'

'When I score a crazy good deal on chicken or pork chops or something at the grocery store... not gonna lie, it gets me kind of aroused'

'We all have that one friend who uses the caps lock button a little too much. We get it Donna, you're upset. No need to capitalize EVERY fourth word to get your POINT across'

'i wonder if tennis players in Saskatoon were giving golfers a hard time because the golf dome collapsed but the tennis dome didn't.'

'Every high school had that one kid who was amazing at doing the worm. Remember how cool everyone thought that kid was?'

'Some guys look great with a goatee... other guys look like an 80's movie villain with a goatee. There is no inbetween.'

'Remember before Covid, when the only worry that most people had was gluten? Good times.'

'Over the weekend I learned that dog cookie dough tastes a lot like real cookie dough.'

'No one uses PowerPoint anymore? It was like the one computer thing I was good at. I could clip art and star wipe with the best of them'

'I wish the guy who pokes the fire on those fireplace TV channels would talk. How funny would it be if that guy had a couple drinks and was just going off on his in-laws?'

'Everyone remembers their first ever slow dance... probably because it was such a disaster that it's impossible to forget'

Also... Cruz Confused Lyrics: Naked Edition, a College Park vs Eastview debate, & the music from Home Alone is amazing.

'The opposite of a shout out to the doctors on Grey's Anatomy... Can you guys please stop bringing all your drama and baggage into the workplace? They will in the middle of open-heart surgery, and the doctors will be like 'You know I have feelings for you right? I just can't help myself'... CAN YOU FOCUS ON THE SURGERY, PLEASE?!?'

The epic drums from 'In The Air Tonight' and Lieutenant Dan also got some shout outs today!

Clayton: 'I hurt myself petting my dog yesterday. Pretty embarrassing, but Joe Biden did the same thing!'

Stacie: 'Yeah but you're 40 years younger than Joe Biden...'

Also on the show today: Zorb Ball Hockey, would Cody Fajardo get the Henry Burris treatment if he signed somewhere else, projector Christmas lights, & working out with your significant other.