You know that feeling when you're so tired that literally everything is funny?

Happened to Stacie this morning. Clayton accidentally called Tom Brady 'Tom-pa Brady' during the sports report... then this happened!

'The frost in Saskatoon yesterday was like something out of a movie. It even made the poop at the dog park look amazing!'

'Leaving something on the roof of your car and driving off... horrible feeling. Coming back ten minutes later and finding it on the ground and not broken... BEST feeling ever'

'Just because lettuce is a good substitution for taco shells doesn't mean it's a good substitution for everything. Can't just replace the filling in a Boston Cream donut with lettuce... No one wants a Boston Lettuce'

Back in the day we used to do this thing called 'Drunk Coach's Corner'. We'd slow down the audio from Ron and Don by about half to make them sound drunk.

Over the weekend, Kristen accidentally did this to us when she was listening to the podcast... and it sounds very disturbing.

"The phrase 'early birthday' comes up a lot when your signing your kids up for sports or school... and it always seems like the 'early birthday' kid always gets screwed over somehow"

"Loved playing with the ashtray when my parents would make me wait in the car. Until I opened and closed it too fast and ash would fly into my eyes'

Two days ago, Clayton did a spot on impression of a Keurig coffee machine. The folks at Keurig saw it the next day, and are sending him a free one! So today on the show, we tried to get more free stuff.

... Didn't go so great! - Stacie & Clayton

'Imagine if someone walked into the studio and I was measuring your lips... how freaked out would they be?'

'When we moved into our new place, my wife and I couldn't agree on where to put the couch in the living room. So we compromised, and just put it where she wanted to put it'

'It baffles me how many people don't know that Moira Rose was also Kevin McCallister's mom in Home Alone.'

'What happened to the 3rd lane? Oh nevermind, there it is... Wait, it's gone again... what the?'

- Everyone driving down 8th Street this week.

Had so much fun with these silly impressions this morning!

'Putting water in your ketchup when you're almost out so it lasts longer... cheap or genius?'

'If you name your kid something unique like Dashindalindfoam, and I pronounce it wrong the first few times... that's on you.'

Everyone loves bloopers.

'We all have that one friend who apologizes for their messy house, even though they have the cleanest house ever. We can see the vacuum tracks in the carpet Helen, we know you cleaned before we got here.'

'Being in customer service in the 50's would be way better than being in customer service now. You'd never have to worry about being called out on the internet for making a tiny mistake.'