'Hire a stand up comedian for your virtual office Christmas party. Probably doesn't cost too much, and there are a ton of great comics here in Saskatoon... So you're supporting local as well!'

'A strip mall isn't a strip mall unless it has a nice family restaurant with a super sketchy lounge attached in it'

Also... Scott Moe and Mary Swanson from 'Dumb and Dumber' have a lot in common.

'Walking and kissing in the rain in the movies looks so romantic. In real life though... not that great.'

'I can't believe you don't remember the Friday Night Football jingle from back in the day!'

'It's basically tinder, but instead of looking for love it finds you a contractor'

We all have that one friend who never has any space left on their phone. Everytime they want to take a photo or a video, they have to quickly delete a bunch of stuff before so there will be room for it.

'Does anyone ever put anything important in the cabinet above the fridge?'

'I've been messaging people on Facebook Buy & Sell today and asking them for a 30% discount... I mean ,it is Cyber Monday, and they're selling stuff online. Only seems fair!'

'Wore a yellow shirt today... which means everyone at work is going to come up to me and say wow that shirt is yellow!'

'If you don't want to spend a lot of money on Black Friday, just do what I do: Don't have any money in your bank account. That way you can't spend money because it's impossible'

'When you only have 1 car between two people, every night turns into a game of 'Whose plans are more important?''

'Every relationship has a real Christmas tree person, and a fake Christmas tree person. The fake tree person in the relationship will never convince the fake tree person that they should convert.'

'Everyone on Facebook Buy & Sell will post their item for about $10-$20 more than they actually want for it, because they know people are going to try and get a lower price'

'Just because it isn't illegal, doesn't mean that it's not greasy. Looking at you, people who bought like 500 Playstation 5's and are now selling them for double the cost'

'We all have that one friend who will do basically anything for $10'

We all have that one friend who will do pretty much anything for $10.

Drink a glass of hot sauce, streak around the neighbourhood, staple gun themself 5 times, cannonball into Lakeview Pond... they'll do it if $10 is on the table!

Clayton: I lost my Christmas lights virginity yesterday.

Stacie: All you did was wrap them around the railing on your front porch, that doesn't count!

Clayton: Fine... I didn't lose my Christmas lights virginity, but I got to 2nd base!

(P.S. If you like Clayton's impressions, you'll love his 'on the phone with robot customer service agent' impression!)

If you work in customer service, you can relate to this... The voice you use at home and the voice you use at work are VERY different.

This is especially true for servers and bartenders. Every server out there has has a switch that they can turn on at any time that activates their 'server voice' - Stacie & Clayton

'Not only are people renovating their houses, but they're renovating their faces... Which is a cool way of saying getting plastic surgery'

'5,000 Candles in the Wind by Andy Dwyer is the best TV show song ever... Smelly Cat is a close second, and the Stonecutter Song from The Simpsons is third.'

'I don't know how to put up Christmas lights on a house. Never done it before... I'll probably just wing it. What's the worst that could happen??'