'On cupcake baking competition shows, if someone goes past the buzzer they get eliminated. In political debates, it's totally cool if you talk for 45 seconds after the buzzer. We're holding cupcake shows to a higher standard than debates'

'The library is getting rid of late fees. Blockbuster did the same thing and look at them now... oh wait'

Also on the show today: When your laziness benefits you, free chargers vs free headphones, & if the movie 'Finding Nemo' were scientifically accurate.

Tons of stuff on the show today:

- Forgetting someone's birthday

- Talking to the other Cruz FM about Edmonton's naked in public problem

- Stacie's awesome Bautista Bat Flip story (she watched it with Kenny and Spenny!)

- Would you take a free basement couch?

- Girl guide cookie guilt trips

- Does anyone else like when politicians knock on their door?

'People love to hate the popular thing. Nickelback was super popular back in early 2000's, and that's why most people like to chirp them. Now, hating Nickelback is actually more popular than liking Nickelback. Which means a lot of people now hate ripping on Nickelback and actually kind of like them now... if that makes sense'

Also on the show today: We gave away $2,100, unique moments in Saskatoon's sports history, Cru Confused Lyrics, Cruz Shout Outs, & sexy costumes are only good they are funny.

The volunteers at elementary school track meets got a much needed shout out on the show today.

So did restaurants that have free bread, and a bunch of other random stuff!

'Netflix is raising their monthly subscription price again... you probably don't care, but the friend whose account you have been using for the last 3 years probably does.'

Also on the show today: Our old pal and comedian Joel Jeffrey stopped by to talk about his new book 'The Great Saskatchewan Joke Book'. He also shared some stories from the road, the weirdest venue he's told jokes in, and what it's like doing a show in a stranger's backyard.

We all have that one friend who sucks at laughing.

The jackpot for 'Name That Hit!' is at $1,600!

It's a pretty tough clip, so we decided to give you a hint!

'I know leaving the leaves on your lawn is good for ladybugs and other critters, but the Hank Hill Lawn Dad in me dies a little bit inside when I do'

'Rule #1 of going viral: Don't try to go viral. The best internet videos are short, simple, and stupid. SSS = internet success.'

'The fact that Fred Durst didn't return Eddie Van Halen's calls makes me hate him more... and I didn't think that was possible'

If your dog or cat could talk, and they went through your phone... what do you think they would say?

Wonder no more! It's just one of the random impressions from #CruzMornings today!

Our friends Chad and Ballsy from 104.9 The Wolf in Regina joined us this morning and shared the epic tale of Eddie Van Halen's guitar solo when he was in Saskatoon back in 2004.