'Making a fancy pasta dish? Better put some plain noodles aside because this friend only likes pasta with butter. Ordering pizza? Get at least one plain cheese. The picky eater can't just pick off the toppings they don't like because that stuff touched the cheese and the cheese now tastes like olives...'

We all have that one friend who is pushing 40 but still eats like they're 7 years old #CruzMornings

'People that wake up early love to cut down people who wake up later than them. I'm pretty sure it's the main reason they wake up early, to make you feel bad about sleeping in'

'You know how sometimes on 8th Street you'll see a group of people showing off their cars? I've always wanted to roll up to one of those things in my 2015 Ford Focus, Savage Garden playing as loud as it possibly can, pop my hood and just stand there pretending that my car is super cool'

'Parents loved laser tag because it destroyed their kids. Just three hours of non-stop running in heavy vests. Most of the time kids would fall asleep in the car ride home'

'You know you're old when you call the TV remote the clicker'

'You know you're REALLY old when you were the TV remote because you were the youngest sibling and remotes hadn't been invented yet. So you were the one who always had to get up and change the channel'

Knock knock.

Who's there?

BLOOPERS!

'The first person to put charcoal on their teeth to make them whiter probably got some weird looks... Hey guys I'm just gonna rub this black stuff at the bottom of the fire pit on my teeth, see if anything happens!'

'Don't even joke about Jeopardy getting cancelled. My parents would have nothing to do after supper if it did. They'd just sit there in silence'

Clayton: 'What is more Classic Saskatoon... getting super excited whenever a famous person gives us a shout out? Or trying to guess which restaurant or business is going into a building that's under construction?'

Stacie: 'Oh boy... That's a straight up tie right there'

Today's episode of the Cruz Mornings Podcast is brought to by the word LOCAL!

The Mountain Equipment Co-op drama, the Sid Buckwold Bridge smells funky, where should a permanent outdoor festival site go in Saskatoon, and another chapter in the Regina/Saskatoon rivalry.

Some other fun, non-local stuff too! Superstitions we remember as kids, a flight to nowhere, and Cruz Confused Lyrics!

'Parents can relate to this one: when someone in your house decides to learn a new instrument... that's a rough month. Just the same song, completely butchered, over and over again'

'Never golf by yourself. Because if you have a great round, no one will believe you'

'Shout out to people who cut their bacon in half before cooking it'

'Shout out to the wine drinkers who are more impressed with how cheap a bottle of wine is rather than how expensive it is'

'Shout out to the salt on shuffleboard tables for being delicious'

A bunch of random shout outs on Cruz Mornings today!

'Saw someone walking the wrong way at the grocery store. He was halfway down the aisle and instead of just turning around, he moonwalked with his cart to the end of the aisle. He tired to play it off like he grocery shops in reverse all the time.'

'I can no longer wear ankle socks while wearing shorts because it makes my Pilsner bunny tattoo look like the Playboy bunny.'