Turning down a raise, the weird stuff you do when you pull up next to your friend at a red light, the food at the curling clubs in Saskatoon is amazing, would you chase down a porch pirate if you catch them in the act, watching guys trying to get rid of wasp nests with homemade solutions is hilarious, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & kids were always shoeless back in the 80's...

All that and a bunch of other stuff on Cruz Mornings

Clayton: 'Why do couples feel weird about ordering the same thing at a restaurant?'

Stacie: 'Some couples like sharing, so that would suck. But also, it's embarrassing ordering the same thing!'

Clayton: 'Do you really think the kitchen staff is gonna see the order and be like HA, THEY ORDERED SAME THING! NERDS!'

Also on the show today: stop complaining about (free) public art, what if pro sports allowed steroids, dog beer, & everyone needs to re-watch 'Remember the Titans'

'People who constantly hate on pumpkin spice things have gotten more annoying than actual pumpkin spice stuff'

'We asked every single one of our teacher friends to join us and talk about what preparing their classroom is like. They all said they don't have time because there's so much to do. You know you're busy when you can't spare 5 minutes... Or maybe they just don't like us and used that as an excuse'

'Shout out to people who wouldn't give you hickeys during a makeout session. Did anyone actually like getting hickeys?!'

'Shout out to curling irons for always taking the blame for hickeys'

Clayton: 'The grocery store is like my Cheers... everyone knows my name there.'

Stacie: 'Is that a brag? Like, did that sound cool in your head? Because it did not sound cool when you said it'

Also on the show today... punk teens on the loose in Humboldt, What if Alanis Morissette was Australian, finding stuff when you move into a new place, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & which celebrity is going to pull an Ellen?

A bunch of punk teens in Humboldt keep rearranging the letters on the marquee at the movie theatre. According to reports, 'The Letter Bandits' are still on the loose.

Cruz Mornings, along with our friends Jim Carrey and Liam Neeson, have a message for the Letter Bandits...

'Remember the trailer for the movie Grown Ups? It was hilarious and everyone was talking about it. Then people actually saw the movie and were like oh they put all the funny stuff in the trailer... cool'

'Remember the budget will balance itself commercial from back in the day? That seems like the governments back to school plan... Oh, the teachers will just kind of figure it out'

Usually Clayton's impressions are straight up awful.

His impression of Calgary Flames fans watching game 6 against Dallas last night though... spot freaking on!

'Saw a sign at a urinal that said because of Covid concerns, only one person is allowed to use the urinal at a time... What a useless sign. Never in my life has a guy come up to me while I'm doing my thing at a urinal and asked if he could sneak in there'

'The only legit hangover cure is a Coronation Street marathon on TV. That show is so boring that you'll fall asleep after 10 minutes and wake up feeling refreshed.'

Also on the show today: ice cream machines being broken are a thing of the past, our tunnels are better than Alberta's tunnels, & why you should always ask if someone you're venting to knows the person you're venting about.

We all have that one friend who thinks they can predict the weather just by looking at the sky.

'Those clouds look like they're going to miss us' is their favourite phrase of all time.

Before you go on the boat at the lake, you have to get the go ahead from this friend first because they have all the answers...