Kate from the Sask. Party dropped by this morning to talk about going viral, and how she's been dealing with her high stress job of texting everyone in Saskatchewan! #yxe - Stacie & Clayton

'Here's my impression of someone sitting on an inflatable couch... Wow, this isn't comfortable at all!'

'Sometimes I'll forget to take something out of the deep-freeze on purpose. That way I have to order a pizza for supper instead.'

'I kind of hope Saskatoon Police make all their patrol vehicles SUVs. No one would ever get scared when they pass a parked, white or blue Crown Vic ever again!''

'You know how you leave the last load of laundry in the dryer because you're tired of folding? Dishes are the same way. People leave them on the dish rack after their done and slowly pick away at them'

'My friend just got a new truck with all the bells and whistles. He refuses to help my other friend move because he doesn't want any dings or scratches in the bed of the truck... What's the point of buying a truck if you're not using it to haul stuff?'

Also on the show today: Every single one of the Cruz Confused Lyrics features an old guy name, onions are still the worst, & the CFL is blowing it.

'Remember the treat bag you'd get after a birthday party when you were a kid? When you go to this friend's house, they give you a treat bag of vegetables from their garden. It's not to be nice, it's because they have no more room in their house to store them all.'

We all have that one friend who gives you a bag of stuff from their garden when you visit their place.

'To your stomach, all potatoes are mashed potatoes'

'Most people may not agree, but I'm all for curfews. You're telling me I have to go home at 8:00? Sign me up, that sounds great!'

'I'd rather put in my two weeks notice than put on an Oilers jersey'

Also on the show today: Saskatoon's own Darcy Kuemper is killing it, Ben Affleck hates the Yankees, 50/50's are so hot right now, & that awesome feeling when plans get cancelled.

"Can't stand when someone asks me to remind them to do something... 'Hey, remind me to pick up some milk' they say. I can't take that kind of pressure. Worst part is, if you forget to remind them they get super mad at you... 'You didn't remind me!!' they say. Well next time I will make sure that I ask you to remind me to remind you to get some milk. Boom, problem solved!"

Also on the show today: A LOT of talk about Saskatchewan's 'Back to School' plan, 1 bedroom houses exist, hide-a-beds suck, a little known fact about Clorox wipes, & a bunch of ridiculous shout outs.

We pulled a Simpsons and predicted the future yesterday on Cruz Mornings.

You're welcome, Toronto Maple Leaf fans. We're basically the reason Freddy Andersen got a shutout yesterday.

'The only argument pro-onion people have on anti-onion people is onion rings. It's a gabrage argument because anything tastes good when it's battered and deep fried'

'Every August I play the game which vacant building will Spirit of Halloween go into this year. Makes me sad that wecan't play that game this year'

'Is it bad style to miss a family supper or a day trip to the lake for a playoff hockey game? I know the answer is yes, but hear me out for a second...'

Stacie: 'Canadian officials have been cracking down on Americans using an Alaska loophole to sneak into Canada'

Clayton: 'Alaska loophole? That sounds like a weird sex thing... Hey baby, let's do the Alaska Loophole tonight.'

Also on the show today: Park parties for adults, what establishment are you are a bit 'loosey-goosey' with your wallet, Cruz Confused Lyrics, the Long Weekend pressure, & celebrating the return of playoff hockey with a bunch of Jock Jams,