'We all have that one friend on Facebook who always asks if they can borrow your stuff for a long time, and in return pay you with homemade baking. Two dozen muffins for 3 weeks with my brand new RV? No deal, Sharon.'

Also on the show today: the 'wanting to steal a sign' phase, hockey chirps without swear words are actually hilarious, high school's in movies look wayyyy cooler than high schools in real life & would you sell your house for less money if you knew it was going to a good family

'At what age do you start yawning and sneezing ridiculously loud? I don't remember having these epic, 12 second yawns when I was a kid. Then I got old, and my yawns could wake up a sleeping baby down the street. It's almost as if when you hit 30, life becomes a contest of who can yawn the loudest'

Also on the show today: The friend who is way to obsessed with celebrities, will 'supper for breakfast' catch on, & sailing across the world with no technology

'When you need a 3 minute break after running to 1st base in slo-pitch, it might be time to make the switch to light beer'

'Every house that has 2 bathrooms has a cool bathroom, and a loser bathroom.'

'I'd name Edmonton's CFL team the Edmonton Effort. Their mascot could be some jacked guy giving maximum effort during the entire game on the sidelines. Just running back and forth, doing burpees, putting in effort'

'New parents talk about poop all the time. It's probably 25% of what they talk about. They go in depth with it too. It's like they're on SportsCentre, but instead of analyzing a hockey player... they analyze their kids dump.'

Also on the show this morning: Every conversation about masks is the exact same, Picky's Restaurant is a hit, nail biting is good for you (maybe), & a bunch of random shouts!

Clayton: 'Neighbours who build privacy walls either hate your guts... or maybe they're up to something sketchy?? What exactly are you hiding, privacy wall people?!'

Stacie: 'Sex... probably'

Also on the show today: The Pike Lake-Blackstrap Lake rivalry, Tudy the Rose Lady, we need guilt trip police for people who don't social distance, & Saskatoon has a ton of ghosts.

'NBA players are upset that they have to get dressed for the game in their hotel rooms. Hey NBA players, try playing PeeWee hockey in Saskatchewan. 4:00 practice across the city means you're getting dressed in the back of your Mom's Ford Taurus. You know how hard it is to put hockey pants on in the back of a car?!'

Also on the show today: Stacie pulls a Michael Jordan and plays through the pain, getting sent to the hallway in elementary school was actually awesome, Alice Cooper has his own chocolate milk now, & how awesome was the 'Treat of the Week'?

'If you go camping with a bunch of friends and you decide to make a fire, guaranteed there will be debate on which technique is the best one to use. There will be at least one friend who thinks the cabin technique the right way... we call those friends, 'wrong'

Also on the show today... How to get around the construction on 8th Street, the friend who always falls asleep first, & awful impressions.

Most of Clayton's impressions are straight up awful. His Nicolas Cage, his Guy Fieri, his Buck Martinez... They're all really, really bad.

But his impression of a printer from 1996?? 10/10!

Stacie: The happiest place in the world is reopening this weekend!

Clayton: Delisle?!?!

Stacie: Disneyland actually... Close though!

So much fun stuff on the show this morning! Cruz Confused Lyrics: Fetish Edition, is IKEA fancy, Bears vs Wolves: What is scarier?, cheap life hacks, rewriting the movies 'Ghost' and 'Home Alone 3', & the kid who got to go to Disneyland every year

'If you're upset about a company's mask policy, that's fine! You're allowed to be upset about it. But please don't take out your frustration on the cashier or another lower level employee. It wasn't their idea. They had nothing to do with it.'

Some fun stuff on the show today too! Embarrassing your friends in the group chat, dating apps are getting to specific, the weird side of the cheese grater that no one uses, & the best TV theme song of all time