Stacie: There's a new dating app that matches you with people who are very passionate about grammar

Clayton: Dating apps are getting too specific. What's next? 'If you like episode 7 of season 3 of Modern Family, boy do we have a dating app for you!'

We came up with 22 more of these bad boys! - Stacie & Clayton

'If my wife walked in on me rubbing a banana peel on my face, she would probably leave me or make fun of me for the rest of my life'

'I have Peyton Manning Forehead syndrome, so the slicked back hair look might not be for me'

''Saw a video of someone eating in reverse and I can't get it out of my head'

A few of the weird lines from the show today!

We knew this day would come, but it still hurts a bit.

Today we had to say goodbye to the 'No Sports' Sports Report.

We will miss you, old friend! - Stacie & Clayton

After what seemed like forever (it was 2 weeks), the dream team is back! Things we learned on the show today:

- Never try to sing along to the song 'Sandstorm'

- Even though there are no beaches along the river because of the water levels, people are still having beach days somehow

- Clayton wants to be a scotch drinking grandma

- Werther's Originals are fantastic

Describing great movies with one boring sentence:

Forrest Gump: Guy tells some stories on a bench

Monty Python's Holy Grail: A bunch of guys look for a cup

Lord of the Rings: A few friends find some jewelry and return it to the rightful owner

Bunch more of those on the podcast today! Plus... VLT's are back, the one friend who sucks at ordering pizza, no one does the friendly head nod anymore, & a sweet potato fries game changer that every restaurant should do.

We all have that one friend who sucks at ordering pizza for a large group of people.

The friend who orders 10 X-Large ham & pineapples for a group of 15 people... The friend who doesn't add a pepperoni to the order... The friend who doesn't order enough pies... The friend who ruins the party with their awful taste in pizza... There are a bunch of different types of this friend!

'Never trust someone who thinks Step Brothers isn't funny'

'Who else really sucks at saying Canada Day?'

'Bonus beers leftover from a camping trip are the best kind of beers'

'You could honestly put Saskatoon tap water in a bottle and sell it'

Some other stuff from the show today: Cruz Confused Lyrics, online fireworks, & the Will Ferrell debate (is he funny?)

'If 2020 was a sound... it would be the Peppa Pig theme song, the Paw Patrol theme song, and The Octonauts theme song playing at the same time.'

'A dating expert said if you go on a first date with someone, ask them 3 important questions right at the start. If you don't like an answer, you should leave. I would only need 1 question... Do you like Denzel Washington movies? If they say no, see you later!'

We got A BUNCH of entries for our 'Teachers That Rock' contest. The hardest part was picking just one because there are so, so many amazing teachers here in Saskatoon.

BUT we finally picked one! Mrs. Herrod teaches Grade 3 at Silverwood Heights and we tried to give her a call this morning to tell her what she won... keyword there is 'tried' because she wouldn't pick up!

(Big Thanks for the Sheraton Cavalier Hotel, Designated Delivery, & MacBeeners Business Goods for helping us out with this one!)

'People think curling is easy... it's not! Everyone should have to try curling at least once just so they know how difficult it really is! While we're on this topic, everyone should also have to be a server in a busy restaurant for 6 months so they can appreciate how tough that is too!'

Also on the show today... Cruz Confused Lyrics, destroying valuable stuff when you were a kid, a scene in Home Alone that keeps me up at night, & Beef fiz