'When I think of sexy bald guys, the Iron Sheik is the first name that comes to mind'

'If deodorant companies can use avalanche as a scent, why not other natural disasters? Speed Stick Drought... Old Spice Flood... Axe Plague... Venus Mudslide'

'The one positive about going bald when you have red hair is that you won't get kicked on Kick A Ginger Day anymore'

Also on the show today: The one friend who thinks they know everything about cooking because they watch the food network, & you can buy the 'Golden Dragon' sign (kind of)

'Even though this friend has no culinary training, and even though they have never worked in a restaurant before, they think they know everything about cooking because they watch the Food Network sometimes'

We all have that one friend who thinks they're Gordon Ramsay - Stacie & Clayton

'Not only is Schitt's Creek an amazing show, it allows us to swear when we talk about it because usually we're not supposed to say that word on air'

'Everyone has a Pizza Hut Lunch buffet story'

'When the potential of alien life takes a backseat to everything else going on in the world, you know stuff has officially hit the fan'

'When you see the word gently used on Kijiji or Facebook Buy & Sell, just assume that's a lie'

Just a few of the weird quotes from the show today!

'Why do we just completely change our lifestyle when family or friends stay over for a few nights? It's like you're walking on eggshells in your own house! The one thing you always do is make your bed when company stays the night... why? Just in case they going to mosey on into your bedroom and read a book?'

Also on the show today: Do men suck at chores, chicken pot pie is very underrated, are surprise pets a good idea, a couple of bloopers, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & a bunch of shout outs for a bunch of silly stuff.

'Shout out to Circle Drive North... Just kidding. You will never get a shout out Circle Drive North. Why can't you be more like Circle Drive South?!'

A bunch of silly shout outs on the show today!

'The bad news is there's going to be a lot of construction by Central & Attridge... The good news is there's an off-leash dog park right by there. So when you're stuck in traffic, you'll probably see a few dogs with their head out the window.'

Also on the show today: A Fuddruckers life hack, dogs can sniff out Covid, is an order of wings a full meal, the funniest breakup of all time, & the bee business in Saskatchewan is thriving

Clayton: 'When I say Farmers Tan, what's the first thing that comes to mind?'

Stacie: 'Skin T-shirt'

Clayton: 'Wow, thanks for ruining my day... Gross.'

Also on the show today: Waking up with mystery injuries, pretending you're related to someone with the same last name, the Blue Jays are going to make the playoffs, Cruz Confused Lyrics got weird, we suck at making sound effects, & the beaches are back!

'Much like the North American House Hippo, the Saskatchewan Basement Dweller is rarely seen in the wild. All species of basement dwellers have two things in common: They don't have air conditioning and they get very, very sweaty.'

'Every debate about trucks is literally the exact same... Your truck is different than my truck, therefore my truck is better than your truck because it's not the same as mine'

Also on the show today: How are dogs so smart and so dumb at the same time, meatball subs are overrated, always hang on to your DVD collection, a bunch of new sidewalks are coming to Saskatoon, & backup pillow cases for sweaty sleepers

Stacie: 'Are you a sweaty sleeper?'

Clayton: 'One time I took a nap. When I woke up and walked into the living room, my wife asked me if I just went for a jog... that's how sweaty I get when I sleep'

Stacie: 'She also didn't realize you were home the entire time...'

Also on the show today: Printer chicken, bribing your kids to read books, the legendary Montgomery Garage sale, & the Saskatoon Berry debate... are they good or super gross?