'Whoever plays the role of Del Griffith in the Planes, Trains, & Automobiles reboot has some big shoes to fill... Literally. John Candy was a big guy, I assume his feet were big too.'

Also on the show today: Bad news for the three people still using Internet Explorer, what Clayton does behind the scenes when Stacie is not here & Seriously, how underrated was Dale Hawerchuk?

'My friend tweeted that you should stay close to a redhead on a sunny day like today because they always have the good kind of sunscreen... Yeah, that's cool. You kick us once a year, call us names like 'Carrot Patch Scalp', and say we have 'Gingervitis'... and after all that, you expect free sunscreen? Yeah, hard no on that one. Time for the gingers to get some revenge'

Also on the show today: Simba was actually a giant jerk, we're running out of pepperoni, never say you're an animal in bed, & people who are happy that the CFL isn't happening this year are the worst.

The phrase 'I'm an animal in bed' needs to go. It's way too vague and can lead to some very awkward situations.

'Backyard Tanners across the province are enjoying a sensational season, especially because socializing outside has become the hip new trend/the only thing we’re allowed to do.'

Going to be +34 in Saskatoon today, which means you'll see a bunch of 'Prairie Backyard Tanners'.

'When non-sports fans talk to die hard sports fans why they take a game so seriously, the sports fans always respond with an answer like the team is always there for us, or something like that... If there's no CFL season, us sports fans can't use that anymore because technically... our team isn't there for us!'

Also on the show today: Radio for the dogs & cats stuck at home alone, Clayton's impressions that are so bad they're actually kind of good, & does anyone else narrate their life with songs they make up on the spot?

On a scale of 1-10, how spot on is Clayton's impression of someone eating a McDonald's apple pie without letting it cool first?

'If you've lived in Saskatoon for more than 6 weeks, there's a good chance someone has rifled through your car'

'There are no minor hockey tournaments allowed in Saskatchewan this year. Bad news for all the hockey parents who love to crush beers on those out of town tournaments. Some parents have more fun than the kids on those trips.'

'If you talk bad about Kelly Kapowski ever again I will turn off your microphone for the rest of the day'

ALSO... we had like the best Cruz Confused Lyrics ever today!

'Shout out to jean jackets, especially jean jackets with the fleece stuff inside. Nothing better than a solid jean jacket. I'll take a jean jacket over a leather jacket any day.'

'The difference between the Dr. Pepper shortage and the Fresca shortage is that no one cares about Fresca.'

'Someone said I look good in a mask yesterday. Oh, you mean I look good when half my face is covered up... Thanks?'

'If you're driving by a Sarcan, look at the faces of the people in line... They all look like they just watched the end of the movie Marley & Me! They're all so sad!'

'It's totally fine to hate Nickelback, but you have to respect what they've accomplished.'

'I have never heard of someone refusing a rescue before, but it happened yesterday by the river'

'Imagine how bored you would have to be to take a bunch of old satellites and put them on top of beaver dams? I'm not chirping or anything here, I just can't imagine being that bored'

'To all the dogs listening on the radio right now because their owners left the radio on before they left for work so it would seem like someone's in the house with you: I know it sucks right now, but soon you'll be at the dog park smelling other dogs pee... and for whatever reason you really like doing that so... Stay strong!'