We all have that one friend who always has a ton of ideas.

The only problem is, all of their ideas are just terrible. For example, scratch 'n sniff menus... They will think that's an idea worthy of Dragon's Den.

Today on the show we learned that:

- Any character from 'The Simpsons' makes a great substitute for the word testicles (The 'Sideshow Bobs', the 'Groundskeeper Willie's', the 'Troy McClures')

- Penne is severely overrated.

- Picnics at the off-leash dog park are not a good idea.

- Being too good at a sport is apparently bad style.

- Ontario is the town in 'Footloose'

Bunch of other fun stuff on the show today too! #yxe

'Garden beds are like toilet paper 3 months ago... Everyone wants them. Every 3rd post on Saskatoon's Buy & Sell page is someone offering to build garden beds'

Also on the show today... Sarcan day in Saskatoon, what would be in your Covid Time Capsule, basement wrestling, & would you pay a doctor $75,000 to add 6 inches to your height?

Stacie: 'If you want to cuddle a baby perfectly, you're supposed to hug it with medium pressure'

Clayton: 'Unless you're at Starbucks. Then you hug the baby with grande pressure, take out your MacBook, and start writing a screenplay'

Also on the show today: Cruz Confused Lyrics got weird, the ball pit might be a thing of the past, stretch before you go to Sarcan, & Stacie's love affair with pens.

What happens when you use a golf ball for a game of ping-pong? Nothing good... we found that out on today's 'No Sports' Sports Report!

Brought to you by All-Bran... All-Bran: More like 'All-Bad', am I right?! - Stacie & Clayton

'It seems like every Dad is obsessed with their smoker. Your Dad's browser history is probably nothing but smoked brisket YouTube videos'

'I sold something on Facebook Buy & Sell and the person who bought it didn't haggle with me on the price... I thought that was a myth, I didn't think that actually happened!'

Also on the show today: Warman's awesome graduation idea, dogs ruining the lawn, mystery pizzas, Paw Patrol, & an update of free samples at Costco

Stacie - 'We looked at a house yesterday and we really like it. My parents need to look at it first though'

Clayton - 'Why would your parents need to see it?'

Stacie - 'So I can show my Dad all the things he needs to fix if we get it'

Also on the show today: Does steak fat taste good, Tim Horton's is in the patio game, Stacie cut her husbands hair, & back to school!

Costco announced that they have 'no plans' to bring back free samples once the COVID-19 situation is over. It looks like free samples might be a thing of the past... We said goodbye to our dear friend on the show this morning.

Thank you for the memories, free samples - Stacie & Clayton

'Yesterday, I found out that honey is basically just bee vomit. They don't show you that part on those Honey Nut Cheerio commercials.'

Also on the show today: Childhood games that would be good adult game shows, We ruin Blur's 'Song 2' forever in Cruz Confused Lyrics, horrible company slogans, & is complimenting someone's feet creepy or nice?

Today on Cruz Mornings:

- The return of the Cody Fajardo theme song

- If you could give the wind reviews like you do with businesses online

- Dadvice

- A bunch of Phase 3 talk

- Terrible/Hilarious Campaign Slogans

- Shout outs

... and a bunch of other fun stuff too! #yxe