Today's 'No Sports' Sports Report is brought to you by Chicken Fingers.

Chicken Fingers: If a restaurant doesn't have them on the menu, leave immediately. That place can't be trusted.

'Someone told me that if your dog keeps taking your laundry out of the basket and munching on your clothes, you should make them wear the clothes as a punishment... If my wife walked in on me putting her panties on our dog, she'd probably leave me'

Also on the show today: Staying positive in an ugly world, going to the horse races is very underrated, the pause, what exactly are 'eye boogers', more drive-in theatres for Saskatchewan, & a bunch of other stuff.

Today's 'No Sports' Sports Report is brought to you by Frozen Pizza

Frozen Pizza: No name, brand name, doesn't really matter... No matter what, It's always a little disappointing.

'You know how people usually get super annoyed by telemarketers? With my Dad, it's the opposite. The person doing the phone survey gets annoyed with him. He answers simple yes or no questions with an essay. He never has his hearing aids in so they have to repeat everything two or three times. Halfway through they just give up , it's great.'

Also on the show today: Zombie Fires, don't mess with people who have a pig as a pet, SO MANY DAD JOKES, professional tag is amazing, professional corn hole is amazing, Remember The Titans is the best movie ever, and Everybody Love Everybody.

'Did we really just talk about cereal for 3 and a half minutes?'

'All retail stores should have a dog or cat just hanging out in the store. So many more people would shop local.'

'Imagine if someone tuned in right when we said ovaries like to party?'

'I'm pretty sure everyone wanted to be Claudia from the Babysitters Club'

'I was the Sleepover MVP back in my St. Bernard days. No one built a couch fort like me'

Just a few random quotes from the show today!

It's shirtless jogging season! Did you know there are two different species of shirtless jogger?

Did you watch any of the SpaceX rocket launch yesterday? It got postponed because of weather, but the cool part was the astronaut's names... Bob and Doug!

Kind of got us thinking... what would this whole rocket launch have sounded like if SpaceX had the Canadian Bob & Doug?

'Have you ever been in line somewhere and the person in front of you recognizes the person behind you... and they start having a conversation like you're not even there? You're in the middle hearing everything and they just carry on like you don't exist? That moment is now 10 times worse because of the social distancing rules. You just stand there while these people yell at each other'

Also on the show today... We invented a new word, should the NHL even try coming back, getting excited for a chain restaurant (#ClassicSaskatoon), & trying to keep your mouth closed while yawning is always a lose-lose situation

Fun fact: Our very own Stacie Cooper used to be the voice of 'Overdrive International Nightclub'. Remember those commercials from back in the day?

Someone polar bear dared her to do the weather using her sexy 'Overdrive' voice, and you don't just turn down a polar bear dare so she did it! #yxe