Today's 'No Sports' Sports Report is brought to you by Orange Juice with Pulp.

Orange Juice with Pulp: If an infected hangnail were a drink, it would be Orange Juice with Pulp.

'My friend is from Handel, Saskatchewan. The graduating class her grade 12 year had 5 people in it... Her, and 4 of her cousins. It was a Graduation/Family Reunion'

Also on the show today... Adults who play a lot of video games, working from home forever, rural internet is the worst, & how to beat the 'Roll Up The Rim' system.

For the first time in 135 years, The Saskatoon Ex will not happen this year. Don't worry though! We came up with a bunch of ways that you can get the Saskatoon Ex Experience online!

Also on the show this morning: The Bryan Adams situation, Clayton's horrible (but hilarious) Guy Fieri impression, 'where were you when' moments are overrated, & hurting your back because you sneezed.

'Jerry Stiller had the most underrated moustache of all time'

'When it comes to Covid and social distancing, Saskatoon is like the Toronto Maple Leafs in the 2013 Stanley Cup Playoffs. We're up 4-1 with 10 minutes left. Hopefully we don't let in 3 goals like they did'

Also on the show today: Stacie's awesome solution for the Grey Cup in Regina, how to win your dog's love back, & an epic 'No Sports' Sports Report.

We all have that one friend who has a 'Devil Cat'

'Remember the movie Meet The Parents? Remember Jinxy the cat? Yeah, times that by about 50' - Stacie & Clayton

'The CFL just needs Sarah McLachlan to do one of those super sad commercials for them. They'll raise the money in now time... For just $410,000 a day, you can save the CFL... Have Cody Fajardo looking super sad in the back'

'If 2020 were a person, it would be the guy in line at

at a fast food joint who waits for 15 minutes, doesn't look at the menu while he waits, gets to the front and is like 'Well let's see what you got here' and takes another 7 minutes asking questions'

'If you look at a map of Saskatoon, it's technically called College Park East... but no one calls it that, let's be real. Everyone says East College Park. It's kind of like how no one says Confederation Park... they just say Confed.'

Also on the show today... Video games are good for your mental health, the negatives to paying it forward at the drive-thru, No Covid related tickets in Saskatoon, & Robins are actually super tough.

We miss sports so much that we've started to give everyday, normal things a sports-style 'Starting Lineup'

'AND NOW, THE STARTING LINEUP FOR YOUR DIY HOME RENOVATION!'

An epic debate about whether or not Cheez Whiz is delicious lead to a discussion about if Cheez Whiz is actually grey when they make it. That lead to another discussion about if the Mountain Dew shrinkage myth is true... It got pretty weird today.

Some non-weird stuff from the show today: We should be excited about the new downtown apartment buildings, Murder Hornets liquor, & are buffets going to go extinct

Clayton's famous Nic Cage impression. Cruz Confused Lyrics. An investigation on why Stacie hates garlic. Some Cruz Shout Outs to some very deserving people. Why kids are super scared of boat launches... Bunch of other stuff on the show today too!