'Doesn't matter what boat launch you go to, guaranteed you'll see a Dad getting really mad at one of his kids because they blew it when the Dad was trying to reverse the boat into the water'

Also on the show today... A shout out for Mayfair Hardware, drive-in concerts are a horrible idea, getting pumped for phase 1 with halftime speeches from 90's sports movies, & don't anger Star Wars fans.

Stacie - 'It's almost as if Alberta tried to one-up Saskatchewan's Phase 1 plan. It's way different than ours. Some of Saskatchewan's Phase 3 stuff is in their Phase 1'

Clayton - 'They're probably still bitter that we stole one of their lacrosse teams.'

Also on the show today... Does body language matter, how much yard work should you do if you're just renting, we need to stop adding emojis, the social distancing rules are confusing & a very awkward edition of the 'No Sports' Sports Report

'Dr. Saqib Shahab is officially on my man crush list. In case you're wondering who's on the list... John Stamos and Dr. Saqib Shahab, that's it'

'The best way to get rid of a tick is to suffocate it. So if you do get a tick on you just wait for it to fall asleep, grab a tiny pillow, and smother it until it dies'

'Let's say you go on a diet with the goal of losing 30 pounds. After a month, you lose 15 pounds. Pretty good, right? Now, If you start treating yourself with junk food and take-out all the time to reward yourself, you're going to put that weight back on and all that hard work will be for nothing. That's what Saskatchewan is like right now with this whole Covid-19 thing. We're doing great, but it doesn't mean we can just stop what we're doing'

Also on the show today... Giving normal things a NBA staring lineup intro, garbage drama in Saskatoon, & Canada needs to step up and eat potatoes

What if normal, everyday activities had introductions like they do in the NBA?

'AND NOW... THE STARTING LINEUP FOR MAINTAINING YOUR LAWN!!'

Stacie: 'According to dictionary.com, the word dibs means to claim or have rights on something'

Clayton: 'What about urbandictionary.com?'

Stacie: 'Yeah, can't say that one on the radio'

Clayton: 'That was a test and you passed'

Also on the show today... The Golden Dragon sign, Saskatchewan is Canada's guinea pig, some random Cruz Shout Outs (mozzarella sticks and moustaches got a shout out today), Cruz Confused Lyrics, & aliens might be real no dig deal.

'Every junk drawer as a roll of electrical tape with a bunch of crumbs stuck to the side'

'I get why business people are worried about their Zoom call getting hacked, but why is everyone else? Oh no, a stranger hacked our call, they might steal Nana's banana bread recipe we were talking about!'

'Brad Pitt can literally do no wrong'

Just a few quotes from the show this morning!

We tried to name all the random things you find in a junk drawer. How'd we do?

Nice mix of silly and serious on the show today. We went over the phases for re-opening Saskatchewan, the consequences that might arise from them, and the rules in place for each phase that might make it difficult.

When it comes to silly stuff... Cruz Confused Lyrics, the 'No Sports' Sports Report, why Lysol was trending, gross cocktails, & obvious reminders

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