Stacie: 'My vegan friend made her husband get separate pots, pans, and plates for himself because he eats meat and she doesn't want any cross contamination.'

Clayton: 'That's totally fair, but you'll never see it the other way around. Someone who eats meat will never ask a vegetarian to use a different bowl because the one they used is contaminated with carrot particles'

Also on the show today... Saskatoon kills it at the WHL Bantam draft, what should open in Phase 1 of Saskatchewan's Covid plan, & using the Covid as an excuse for stuff,

'If you're thinking of giving yourself a social-distance haircut, here's some advice for you. Tip #1... Don't. Just let yourself go, it's totally allowed' - Stacie Cooper

A bunch of fun stuff on the show today: Awful items that every yard sale has, Gronk Talk, waiting for new episodes of a show like it's 1995, beef prices are going up, and zombie half-asleep Clayton blows it again.

'I've always hated the phrase 'you have to fight fire with fire!'... What if someone took that advice literally? 'Don't worry honey, I put a bunch matches on the campfire it'll be out in a jiffy!'

Also on the show today... Cooking with soda, a draft but for sandwiches, a very random edition of 'Cruz Confused Lyrics', scotch rules, & sinkholes mysteries.

Adding air horns to normal, boring sentences is the life hack you didn't know you needed.

'After beating his Dad 18-2 in a Call of Duty tournament, Daniel suggested that his Dad still to old people video games like Tetris and Pong.' - The 'No Sports' Sports Report

That and a bunch of other fun stuff on the show today! Ridiculous weed slang terms, a special shout out for the teachers, why my dog is barking at the lamps in our house, a closer look at the 'Social Distancing Sloth', and a bunch of Chris Farley clips.

'Brownie Enhancer. Matt Foley's Nemesis. A Seth Rogen Salad.'

We came up with a bunch of ridiculous slang terms for you jazz cabbage enthusiasts. Have fun today!

'Like all sloths, the Social Distancing Sloth excels at being completely useless. Other than being really good at day drinking, it doesn't have any real skills... unless you count having a fancy pair of sweatpants for special occasions a skill.'

It got a little weird today... and by a little, we mean a lottle.

Is 'a lottle' a thing? Whatever, it is now.

Elmo's creepy Dad, Cruz Confused Lyrics, The 'No Sports' Sports Report (lots of action in the 'Making Mac & Cheese Association'), people in Maryland love their gitch, & holding doors is very fun!

Today's 'No Sports' Sports Report is brought to you by The Double Deuce.

The Double Deuce: Responsible for a lot of people calling in sick on Wednesdays.

Stacie: 'One time I took 3 boys who I was babysitting to the mall and they ran into San Francisco. I told them to be careful, but one of them broke a frog teapot. It was not a PG-13 teapot, it was an 18-A, naked frog teapot. Try explaining to a Mom that her son broke a phallic frog teapot while on your watch'