'I would rather take that Central Avenue/McOrmond Drive/Chief Mistawasis Bridge stretch of road than Circle Drive North any day. Sure, it might take me an extra 6-7 minutes, but it's totally worth not having to deal with Circle Drive North.'

Also on the show today... The tree drama on 33rd Street, a very weird edition of Cruz Confused Lyrics, the best name for a hamster ever, the NHL is scared of Carey Price, & foods that other people suck at cooking

We all have that one friend who is a complete coffee snob.

'They only drink random coffee brands that no one has heard. They always have a super badass name too 'Bear Wrestler Brew' or 'Kickboxing Lumberjack Coffee Company' or 'Raptor Tears Dark Roast'

'If you tell me to pick you up something nice before my vacation, you will be getting a fridge magnet from the airport.'

Weird stuff we mentioned on the show today: Hip waders are for wussies, The world's fanciest Arby's, hand sanitizer that explodes, the unwritten neighbour code, Regina Style Pizza (and the swamp rat slice), the neon signs on 20th Street back in the day, Dirks on 20th, & calling dibs

'Shout out to the people who sell firewood for super cheap after they cut down a tree in their yard. Thanks for saving us from the gas station firewood... which is the biggest ripoff in the history of ripoffs.'

Also on the show today: Clothes that are too small but you keep them anyway to motivate you to lose weight, do you give your hairdresser/barber a heads up if you're going somewhere else, thrift store dates are the best dates & one of the weirdest 'Cruz Confused Lyrics' of all time. Seriously... so weird.

'Karaoke might be one thing that goes first after this whole Covid-19 thing. Because everyone who sings karaoke always spits all over the microphone... because everyone screams way louder than they should when they sing.'

Also on the show today... The Cancelled Report, the future of the Grey Cup in Regina, a 'Would You Rather' involving food, & sitting in the garage when it rains

'The worst part about drive-thrus? When the person sitting shotgun has a very complicated order, so to make it easier they just order it themselves... But they end up screaming the whole time so the drive-thru worker can hear them, and you just have to sit there while they scream this 47 second order right in your face'

Also on the show today... Downtown parking fees are coming back, wear a mask to put others at ease, where does butter belong, backyard gates always suck, & the best YouTube account of all time.

'Don't know about you, but I have never successfully opened someone else's backyard gate on the first try. Every backyard gate has something wrong with it and only the owner of the house knows the trick... Yeah, you just have to jiggle it, kick the bottom and lift it up at the same time!'

Also on the show today... John Daly was a legend, backyard comedy shows are awesome, Cruz Confused Lyrics, the 'No Sports' Sports Report, & Phase 2!

'Whenever someone invites you to their cabin, they always make you do work. That's totally reasonable, I mean they're hosting you for the weekend... But have you noticed that they always blind side you with it? Halfway through the drive they'll be like 'hope you brought some steel toed boots because we're re-doing the roof'

Also on the show today: If band names were taken literally, Cruz Confused Lyrics: Meat Edition & why restaurants are using blow up dolls

What did Ryan do to deserve the 'Westside Dad of the Week' award? Did Tyson and Emma win the gold at the 'Hungover Olympics'?

It's the 'No Sports' Sports Report! Brought to you by Margarine... Margarine: When you're done, you get a bonus tupperware container.

Stacie: 'Huge issue in Saskatoon right now... Garden beds on the boulevard'

Clayton: *laughing* 'Do you have any how small town that makes us look? Our big, huge debate involves garden beds. Go us!'

Also on the show today: A cat name Mr. Pringles makes the 'No Sports' Sports Report, a game called 'Mumbly Peg', the Wine Ninja trend, & a dog rescue that's also a bar