Cry-borg 009

We're nearly done with season one, everybody! Teddy joins us for episode 24: "Artemis", some more fights go poorly and we find out about who built these cybergods. In this episode, there is somehow more poke-talk,  John Carpenter's Overwatch, Sean does some foley work and forgets how to talk, we take a Robotech detour, aim for the Rhydon's horn, how to be a psychic douchebag, Mario is Missing, VHS memory storage, snakes are a myth, idiot Gilmore, 003 and Liberal ideology, 009 the Tin Man, the dreaded antics, mystery hippo god, Pajama Sam flashbacks, taffy monster 007, we go full Iron Giant, and Caveman Gilmore. 

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Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com 

Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're joined by Lily again for episode 23: "Mythology Arises"! In this episode, the cyborgs take on the gods, and things go... well, they go poorly. We welcome the podcast guest that almost wasn't, think with portals, shoot to kill at small children, come to the horrifying realization that Achilles is both a furry and a No Man's Sky fan, and find the most bizarre example of product placement that any of us have ever seen.

Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! 

We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Lilly's blog: http://www.spitblaze.tumblr.com 

Lily's twitter: https://twitter.com/bitsplaze

Today we're joined by Marty for Episode 22: "Attack of the Gods"! It's the end of the world as we know it, and we all feel fine! In this episode, Sean checks to see if you can mail wax lips, we have what is defintely the last poke-talk for real this time, we discuss the un-fucking of EVs and the un-grimacing of Fallout 4, who wants to smooch Jasper most, Ramona Flowers amiibo, Mark still needs to listen to TAZ, threeshadowing, flashbacks to flashbacks, Roman Catholic cyborgs, immigrants from the pokemon anime, vore: the true original sin, and the arrival of furries. 

Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! 

We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases 

Marty’s blog: http://www.hardymartyparty.tumblr.com 

We're joined by Johnny for an episode all about completely accurate dinosaur depictions. Nary a laser in sight on these bad boys.  In this episode, we discuss the recent holiday, the finer points of spider biology, we have what may be our final poke-talk, we establish the new gender binary, truly terrible dinosaur drawings, Sean repeatedly wishes for a death battle between robotic 19th-century paleontologists, Johnny and Sean recall a shared childhood educational tool, and we boggle vacantly at possibly the worst "next time on" segment in history.

Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! 

We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Johnny's blog: http://frog-and-toad-are-friends.tumblr.com/

On this episode of Cry-Borg 009, we're joined by Ryan for the episode you've all been waiting for, "A Phantom Dog". People are spontaneously combusting in Tokyo, and 009 just suddenly has a dog, with no connection at all. In this episode, we break kayfabe, desperately avoid talking about the episode, Ryan and Sean bond over a mutual love of awful movies, JoJo continues to be weird, we rejoin with our friend the forshadowing hammer, 003 as sexy grunge Waldo, one pokemon-lookin' dog, the Balto tapes, David Fincher intercut with Homeward Bound, local celebrities the Math Dogs, 009 staring at a dog's asshole, casual death transition, people are very bad at math, a hit and hit and hit and run, cyber impants for dogs of child inteliigence, Clifford the Big Red Dog pre-evolution, Joe Pesci is instantly immolated, maybe the dog is Batman, Sean has a drink accident, and perspective gets well and truly fucked.

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We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Ryan's blog: http://www.garbage-wizard.tumblr.com 

Ryan's twitter: https://twitter.com/sewerpeak

Ryan's website: http://videogamechoochoo.com/

We're joined by new guest Maxie for an episode that Mark and Sean have been hyping for a while, episode 19: "The Hero". Jet's living on his own and has befriended a little kid. The kid's mom, on the other hand, is not a fan.  In this episode, Sean beefs the intro, we invent a sci-fi harem anime, Sean and Mark get dick spoiled, we tell Maxie about that one time that 003 and 009 fucked, tfw all the gfs, You Have Died Of Sicknasty Dunks, Black Ghost the Casltvania boss, the Appalacian fall collection, trust fund 002, acceleration mode for teen sitcom plots, rememberin' wharfs, 002 as Ryo, bringing fists to a knife fight, Sean forgets when Black Friday is, cyborg juice, and Maxie's call drops like 3 times in 10 minutes. 

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Maxie's blog: http://maxiesatanofficial.tumblr.com/ 

Maxie's twitter: https://twitter.com/MaxieSatan 

Maxie's album: http://pastel-hand-grenade.tumblr.com/ 

Maxie's podcast: http://shoutengine.com/GabeNewellsRosyRupeeland/

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Teddy joins us once again for episode 18: "Story of a Struggling Restaurant". We take a wild 180 in terms of episode content and go from high-stakes action to domestic slice of life as the cyborg team goes their seperate ways.  In this episode, Sean makes some election jokes that his future self has come to regret. we introduce the new segment Segatalk, The Ballad of Ken Penders, 002's apartment from Friends, Cooking Mama speedrun, domestic scientists, 005 being Very Obviously A Cyborg, and the rake stepping gag but with landmines. 

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Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com 

Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Today we're joined again by Ghostric for episode 17: "The Final Battle". The cyborg team infiltrates Black Ghost's Australian base of operations and wrecks up the joint! So that's it, that's the podcast, I guess. It sure was fun. In this episode, Sean gives a 6 second eulogy, we pitch Ridley Scott's "Cyborg", discuss turning natural wonders and national monuments into kickass sci-fi bases, cyborg water, Skull the robotfucker, ordering Taco Bell at evil NASA, Undercover Boss: Black Ghost edition, and how CONSISTENTLY extra 002 is. 

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We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Ghostric's blog: http://ghostric.tumblr.com/

We're joined by new guest Ghostric, a MUCH larger fan of the Cyborg 009 series than either Sean or Mark, for Episode 16: "Breaking In". In this episode, Generalissimo Jontron returns with a fresh coat of paint and an ocean-themed throne to capture the cyborgs. Naturally, the cyborgs evade his grasp and- oh. Oh wait they were totally captured. Huh. In this episode, we discuss how time zones are bullshit, metric maladies, torpedo spooning, and Sean goes onto deviantart and proceeds to share the pain. 

Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! 

We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Ghostric's blog: http://ghostric.tumblr.com/

We're back with the second half of 008's backstory arc, joined once again by Tim for episode 15: "Goodbye, My Friend". 008 finds out that the mysterious cyborg man is none other than his friend from the revolution, and tries desperately to bring him to the side of good. He fails. In this episode, Tim succumbs to Toto madness, 009's memory is going, it becomes clear that whenever Tim guests on an episode I'm going to have to break out The Spanish Flea, and 009 finally finds his empathy shutoff switch. 

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Tim's Blog: http://skarchomp.tumblr.com/ 

Tim's Twitter: https://twitter.com/skarchomp 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable