Cry-borg 009

This week, Sean and Mark are joined by Marty for a rather hastily recorded recap of episode 34: "The Pharoh's Curse". An ancient virus threatens to cause a global pandemic, and it's up to the cyborgs to put a stop to it. Discussions this episode include Sean being a witch, incontinent cartridges, buff Gerudo lady, background JoJo, Doctor Koala, not how viruses work, they stole all the flowers, Shay D. Character, not how vaccines work, the best comedic beat, airplane mansion, 003's finest hour, pickle lid door, marginally fewer deaths, not how antidotes work, and Mark has heated Teen Titans opinions. 

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Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases 

Marty’s blog: http://www.hardymartyparty.tumblr.com 

We're joined by Ryan for Episode 33: "The Frozen Time". In this episode, 009 undergoes some routine maintenance, which of course means something goes horribly wrong.  Topics discussed include Clockstoppers (again), Yakuza shenanigans, the MBMBAM show, boob lady from Slayers, bittersweet Ouran memories, shitty balloons, Nyquil Driver, 007 hates mondays, child bothering, the ennui of 003, 009 factory reset, ambien in peanut butter, sudden acting syndrome, the most dangerous cargo, natural selection, worst radio, strained grunts, the speed of gravity, the 100-meter obliviousness race, anime john henry, "Slam That Pipe", time-stopping clown, and a season-and-a-half emotion refractory period. 

Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! 

We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270 

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Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Ryan's blog: http://www.garbage-wizard.tumblr.com 

Ryan's twitter: https://twitter.com/sewerpeak

Ryan's website: http://videogamechoochoo.com/

We're joined by Jess this week for episode 32: "Man Or Machine". In this episode, 004 spends most of the episode playing the highest-stakes version of rockem' sockem' robots you can imagine.  Topics discussed include boring opening, Easy Petepocalypse, gamer grandma, freefall airlines, forgetting what phones are, worst apartment, Tokyo drift into the castle, spookiness aura, owl scare, the power of 004's stand, obligatory Futurama joke, weird eyes surprise, just like Gilmore!, a robot made of basketball shorts, not how lightning OR trees work, Gilmore gets fucking murdered, placeholder lines, and wondering if maybe 004 died. 

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Jess' tumblr: http://severalbadpunslater.tumblr.com/ 

Jess' twitter: https://twitter.com/severalbadpuns 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're joined by Teddy this week to recap episode 31: "Monster Island". In this episode the cyborgs find a research facility that's making zombies and robot animals for... reasons? Topics brought up include comedy actor stats, alien furry husbands, the ownership of the word "morph", nightmare skill tree, moods about mouths, portals to the hollow Earth, failing the horror test, a horde of Sasukes, evil laser deer, worst driver 006, karate neck-chopping some wildlife, inter-shot teleportation, midday Resident Evil, more fetishes for the 007 list, the sequel to Big Hero 6, giant pinball bumper of lightning doom, 007 is fucking dead, hyperrealistic fish creepypasta, 002 gets shark vored, sci-fi original movies, Birdemic 3, hell aliens from the b-movie dimension, cyborg 009 but every episode it gets dumber, handsome zombies, load-bearing computer, and the Gamera song.

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Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

This week we're joined by Tim for episode 30: "Computopia", where the gang travels to a futuristic domed city run by a hormonal master computer. In this episode, there's sports talk, workout mistakes, the horniness of Shantae, Naruto children, hit British anime Wallace and Gromit, the benefits of nazi-punching, shakespeare-bot, casual dome city, off-model Tommy Pickles, a quick action scene, Dr. Suess professor, 3rd-rate muppet, passive aggressive AI, boxtops, crimeboy 007, 004 the skin harvester, impending het, Tex Avery takes, gamer jokes, nuclear mechazord family, shape-shifting blackface, Bob Jackass, oculus rift virtual love, correspondence course doctorate, and 7/10. 

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Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're joined by Tessa for episode 29: "The Blue Earth"! In this episode, 005 goes to his former home and fights the planet, who is a cat.  Topics discussed include ska concert parallels, play the Shrek song, the duality of concert-goers, fabric hell and dildo emporiums, sausage stand bag check, Sean goes off on hard cider, Kozumi is missing, a pup named 002, liver fistfight, free range oil, the telltale pile-driver, the most unlikable character, some weird straight animal, tomato asmr, dead bland husband, daily pokemon movie VHS watch, boobs up the wazoo, 005 has a religious experience in the velvet room, 1v1 me bro,ans  punching all the garbage into space.

Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! 

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Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Tessa's blog: http://elegant-fleuret.tumblr.com/

We're joined again by Marty for the conclusion to the alien children 2-parter, "Awakenings". The cyborgs travel to the alien children's home dimension to free their people and repel the invaders. In this episode, Sean discovers a new billboard, we get a new sponsor, Switch hype, Bowser dad simulator 2017, Zelda for furries, TAKE THE ROCK, noted indie game Bobmerman, babby.exe is shutting down, ancient aliens, violence IS the answer, Sean has shapes trouble, 002 in the piss dimension, some big assumptions, fear as a motivator, the subspace emissary, bazooka joe, the aliens hacked Grandia II, the perv couch, the precursor Naruto run, violence for violence is awesome, the saddest greaser, LIGHT POWER, and the twist that wasn't. 

Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! 

We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases 

Marty’s blog: http://www.hardymartyparty.tumblr.com 

We're back to business as usual, ladies and gentlemen, and it feels so good! Marty joins us for the first episode of season 2: "Little Visitors", where a bunch of weird stuff is going down and aliens are to blame! In this episode there's Schrödinger's Universe, mo' mods mo' problems, Jasper jeans, VHS rips and classic Cartoon Network, vaporwave in my cyborg, penny discourse, important 007 lore, bad bad CG, generic Africa, and truly fucked up civilian deaths.

Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! 

We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases 

Marty’s blog: http://www.hardymartyparty.tumblr.com 

Mark and Sean are by themselves this week, and instead of the real episode 26, which is just a clipshow, they watched the 2012 movie "009 Re: Cyborg". It was bad and they didn't like it much! In this episode, Sean has a new microphone, the horrifying realization that 007 is one of the best characters in the movie, Gilmore is a monster, het plane sex, and Sean goes off on the state of Maine for soda crimes. 

Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! 

We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270 

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Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We've reached the end of the season, everyone. Sean and Mark are fully out of their depths, having never watched any of this or any future episodes before, and are joined by new guest Jess for the culmination of the Mythos arc; Episode 25: "Mythos". In this episode, we hold a belated holiday special, Sean describes the worst thing he's ever seen, seriously how the fuck do we keep having poke-talks, Ducktales canon, Sean becomes an anime, Conan's hints are USELESS, MST3K commercial parodies, nipple rockets, suicidal overconfidence, hippo home security, Dr. Gaia's Mean Bean Machine, psychic battles instead of good characters, EXACTLY like Evangelion, replacing blood with Nickelodeon Gak, ancient Grome, Sean makes Mark cry, we celebrate the death of a child, pulling a Joe Pesci, the mechanics of sinking islands, and the rumor come out: Does Cyborg 009 Is Good? 

Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! 

We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270 

Jess' tumblr: http://severalbadpunslater.tumblr.com/ 

Jess' twitter: https://twitter.com/severalbadpuns 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable