Cry-borg 009

We were warned not to, but screw it! We watched all of the Conclusion: God's War arc! It was bad and we regretted it very quickly. Don't watch the God's War arc.

Ryan joins us for the final episode, "When You Wish Upon A Falling Star".  009 finally has to take down Black Ghost, and he and a friend have to make a sacrifice. It's been a good ride, folks.

We're joined by Tessa for episode 47: "Rise of the Demon"! 004 gets crucified and Black Ghost pilots a giant death statue! Topics discussed include Cave Story again, Mick's Dildo House, mystery episode, interchangeable sisters, sudden good voice acting syndrome, an incredible discovery, bread and circuses, green slime, is this stone?, square 002s, boat from nowhere, behind the black, so much goo, Gilmore does a Clue murder, Beetleborg tangent, getting a-head, murder is good actually, dumb words, war crimes shopping carts, sad straight person yell, and being Good At Podcasting

We're joined this week by Marty for episode 36: "The Underground Empire". The cyborgs get split up, with 3 getting captured, 5 getting hypnotized, and precisely one in any position to do jack all.  Topics discussed include meeting your new dad, Switch impressions, anthill empire, death football, Mario physics, convection is for nerds, 002 crashes the global economy,  het problems the anime, yummy noises, cybermen, warnings regarding stairs, anticlimactic entrances, and THE ABSOLUTE BOY.

We're joined by Teddy for episode 45: "Goodbye My Dolphin". The cyborgs lose their ship as they infiltrate the underground empire of psychic roman-ish humaniods who are being ruled by Bogoot and Black Ghost. Oh also there's an underground empire of roman-ish humaniods. That gets sprung on us.  Topics discussed include Bubsy's back, the need for framing devices, hypno lizard doms, quintuplets, too trusting 009, and the sexiest lizard (it's Gex).

We're joined by Maxie for episode 44: "Nightmare of Van Bogoot"! Mystery woman has a sister, and 008 gets an upgrade! Topics discussed include shitty rich person stores, steven bomb, amphibious friend, 009 the angel of death, 004 finally cracks, stairs pervert, 002 the non-asshole, Maxie sends a Mt. Lady, 2002 internet jokes, cyborg scout cookies, basement ER, fishman 008, Colorado job offer, technical difficulties, Van Bogoot's bad aesthetic, apple game or thrones, shittier black ghost fight, too much pink energy is dangerous, seeing double, and intense discourse typing.

We're joined by Jess for episode 43: "Old Friends"! It's the beginning of the end, folks, and 009 meets some people from his past who aren't too pleased to see him. Topics discussed include lighthouse town, car boys simulator, phantom sneeze, pandas of the sea, exploding planes, Top Gun without volleyball, crack open an old freind with your cold boys, old man news powers, posing as straights, Ocean's 007, old ad campaigns, I'm hunting thunder lizards, 003's palette swap, improbable timelines, I'm cyborgin' here, working for EvilCorp, shittiest cyborgs, titty lion, swerve into Totally Reprise lane, the lion who howls, and nobody loves 009.

We're joined by Lev for the conclusion of the mutant assassins arc, "To Tomorrow"! 009 has to be rescued from the bad future he got sent to, and Cain remains just the BIGGEST asshole imaginable. Topics discussed include ghost hospital, weeb stories, ska and ska culture, nipping Mei in the bud, too impatient for EarthBound, neck-thickening tube, 009: drama teen, YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL, a horrible mental image, Gamo has a point, grandpa slap, everyone's a quantum physicist, baked Alaska, everything is Sonic, Cain is a psychic top, dunking on Linux, Marty McFly syndrome, an Mark has some technical difficulty. 

Remember to follow the official twitter for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! 

We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon! 

Mark’s blog 

Mark's twitter 

Sean’s blog 

Sean's twitter 

Lev's tumblr 

Lev's twitter 

We're joined by Marty for episode 41: "Future Fury"! Lena and 009 are stuck in the future, and Mai hatches an idea with the rest of the 00 team to bring them back. Topics discussed include a quick recovery, SEAN! DIGS! GI-ANT RO-BO(TS)!, Mark does a Merlin, dumb time conversation, Sonic CD, airzooka powers, the Totally Reprise/Cry-Borg 009 crossover, a breath of fresh 002, congraturaisins, hidden ability: callous dumbfuck, jangles the moon monkey, Kozumi's evil twin, post-apocalypse supply questions, and an extended bad dad discussion. 

Remember to follow the official twitter (twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! 

We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at patreon.com/user?u=3829270 

Mark’s blog: avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's twitter: twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Marty’s music: thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases 

Marty’s blog: the-arkhand.tumblr.com 

Mark is out of the hospital and Cry-Borg is back! We're joined by Teddy for episode 40: "Gamo's Revenge". In this episode we get to see some truly questionable parenting and 009 gets sent to the future with one of the assassins! Topics discussed include becoming a cyborg, Nintendo money-haters, There Will Be McCree, Stevenbomb talk, most upsetting opener, openly psychic, card games on motorbikes, laughter is the worst medicine, Dahir Insaat, truly terrible outfit, bad metaphor chess, spoken word Journey, hell valley sky tree, teamwork is OP, incredible psychic dunking, genetically discombobulated meme animal, and the uselessness of Wikipedia. 

Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! 

We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270 

Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com 

Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable