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Cry-borg 009 episodes
- Episode 14: Blood Diamond Is Unbreakable
We're joined by Tim once again for episode 14: "The Land Of Reunions". In this uncomfortably real backstory episode, we find out about 008's past, fighting for the freedom of his completely fictional country, and said country's current state as a resource-rich dictatorship where the citizens are worked like slaves! Fun times in our silly sci-fi action show. In this episode we talk about clown proofing your home, the mirthlessness of New Jersey, imagining a fire/fighting type boot stamping on a human face forever, Sean gets stuck in a demo loop, 3 modding truths and a lie, deviantart powerpuff girls edits, Gilmore's gross gross nose, overextended meta-vores, and Global Cyberpolitics.
Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!
We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270
Tim's Blog: http://skarchomp.tumblr.com/
Tim's Twitter: https://twitter.com/skarchomp
Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com
Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com
Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable
1 hr 36 min - Episode 13: It's The Great Squanch Charlie Brown
We're joined once again by Teddy for a SPOOKTACULAR CYBORG EPISOOOOOODE... not really, it's just the first one in October. In reality we watched episode 13: "London Fogs", where 007 returns to his home city of London for the first time in 18 years, only to find that there's still some sour memories lingering there. On today's episode, we dicuss the dangers of being over-pumped, Sean loses his fucking shit, fetishizing memes, domestic 006/007 fluff, and 007's incredibly terrible past hair.
Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!
We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270
Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com
Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives
Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com
Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com
Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable
1 hr 21 min - Episode 12: Mike Lu & Og But With Cyborgs
Hey there! Sorry about the delay, there were some audio issues that neccessitated heavy editing. No witty description this time, we just watched episode 12: "Mystical Island".
Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!
We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270
Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com
Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com
Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable
Tessa's blog: http://elegant-fleuret.tumblr.com/
1 hr 43 min - Episode 11: The Disco Boys of Pimento University
We're joined by newcomer Johnny for episode 11: "Christmas Eve Mirage"! 003 is on a nostalgic visit to her home city for the holidays, but things soon become very sad, and then VERY terrifying. Topics discussed include middle school anime shame, Sean hitting peak bad manners, Steven Universe hitting peak gay, theater gnomes, more airplane facts, the fact that Sean and Mark know exactly enough French to make total asses of themselves, and fireside chats with president 003.
Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!
We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270
Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com
Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com
Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable
Johnny's blog: http://frog-and-toad-are-friends.tumblr.com/
1 hr 28 min - Episode 10: We Both Reached For The Weapon
We're joined by our friend Lilly as we watch episode 10: "Operation Auroras"! Yes folks we've got a weapon. That's a weapon with a "W" which turned upside down is an "M" and that stands for MAD MACHINE M1! Will the cyborgs survive to reunite a father with his daughter who thinks he's a monster? Listen to find out! Topics discussed include Sean's terminal whiteness, Lilly's phone ringing off the hook, and the increasing creepiness of 001.
And just a warning, Sean does a bit where he yells at 00:44:54, and although he edited it to be softer it still could bother some people.
Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!
We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270
Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com
Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com
Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable
Lilly's blog: http://www.spitblaze.tumblr.com
1 hr 39 min - Episode 9: The Buffet Kermit Supergroup
We're joined once again by Ryan for the episode "Satan of the Deep Sea". 0013's brain is up for grabs, and both the cyborg team and Count Von Count are on the chase for it! Topics discussed include Lumberjanes problems, EA's garbage servers, young Sean's bizarre and inexplicable music tastes, Big Noodles sleep notebook, and alternating cheese current.
Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!
We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270
Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com
Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com
Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable
Ryan's blog: http://www.garbage-wizard.tumblr.com
Ryan's twitter: https://twitter.com/sewerpeak
1 hr 39 min - Episode 8: The Chaos Dunk
Today we watched "Friend", a conclusion to the arc started last week, and we finally find out the TRUE IDENTITY of 0013 (it was bread boy, because of course it was). We're joined again by Marty, who is just so, so tired of getting nothing but sad episodes to watch. Topics discussed include the time Sean re-enacted Home Alone 2, the terribleness of MOBAs, sadness math, Dark Undertale, and artistic bread parallels.
Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!
We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270
Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com
Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com
Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable
Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases
Marty’s blog: http://www.hardymartyparty.tumblr.com
1 hr 26 min - Episode 7: A Shocking Upset
Welcome to episode 7 of Cry-borg 009, and the first part of our second 2-parter arc! Today we discuss "Defeat the Invisible Opponent", which continues our trend of non-indicative episode titles. We're also joined by our friend Teddy, who takes us into the BAD OPINION ZONE in regards to cyborg rankings. We discuss the sudden stop in progressively worse cyborg designs, the Father's Fagin-esque plans regarding the children in his care, and the anime standby of NGE parallels.
Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!
Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com
Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives
Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com
Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com
Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable
1 hr 21 min - Episode 6: Literally Smart House
Welcome to the Cry-Borg 009 SPOOK-TACULAR! Today we discuss episode 6: "Search For The Professor". We're joined by our good friend Tim as we watch an episode that shamefully rips off a disney channel original movie (though not the one you might expect. Topics discussed include the importance of headphones, how fucked up Othello is, and house vore.
Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!
Tim's Blog: http://skarchomp.tumblr.com/
Tim's Twitter: https://twitter.com/skarchomp
Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com
Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com
Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable
1 hr 35 min - Episode 5: The Money Shot
Oh geez. That is one unfortunate design for a weapon.
Anyway, this week we're joined by our good friend Ashley! We watched episode 5, "Tears of Steel". Topics dicussed today include: Cyborg 004 and the Infinite Sadness, horses and the terrifying nature thereof, the progressively worse and worse deals that the post-009 cyborgs get, and truly atrocious lab safety.
Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!
Ashley's twitter: https://twitter.com/Yuri_Librarian
Ashley's blog: http://yuri-librarian.tumblr.com/
Ashley's podcast network: http://www.audioentropy.com/
Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com
Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com
Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable
1 hr 22 min
About Cry-borg 009
From the publisher's feed
Man, these androids are sad as hell.Remember before Toonami was cancelled and then uncancelled? We do, and we're watching the 2001 Cyborg 009 anime that was a part of it!Your hosts Sean and Mark watch…
the series in order, remembering both when they first saw it as kids and when they attempted to re-watch it together more recently. So join us in making fun of the emotional trauma that each and every one of our protagonists and antagonists have suffered, in Cry-borg 009!