Cry-borg 009

Sean and Marty once again watch an episode of Medabots, this time episode 2: "Return of the Screws". After winning his first battle, Ikki finds out that Metabee has some... obedience issues. Topics discussed include cop D. Va, surprisingly dark kid's game, Ikki's waving hand, robot reading the paper, anime cool boy pose, a mountain of a man, pringles principal, how do I rotate text in ms paint, the wu-tang clan, the Jimmy Neutron squad, spiralbound laptop notebook, medabots are tiny, robot needs watermelon badly, like 20 nerds, reverse heartwarming, spider-Erika, and Bastion fucks. 

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Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases 

Marty’s blog: http://www.the-arkhand.tumblr.com 

Sean is joined by Johnny this week as they watch Lupin III Part II episode 85: "ICPO Secret Directive"! I mean apparently this "secret directive" involves a ludicrous drama department budget, but whatever. Topics discussed include filling the zelda-shaped hole, overwatch vs. machine, rayman pronunciation, Sean loves old anime, smoking is cool, Soda Popinski, sub differences, the intricacies of beverage glasses, Lupin III: Secret of the Ooze, tower defense jewelry store, pull some Totally Spies shit, a villain grows in Brooklyn, NYC ghost town, Jigen mis-aligns his QPUs, crunchyroll is drunk, the blindness is unrelated, the best joke buildup, pervert David Blaine magic, and the tiniest bra. 

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Johnny's blog: http://frog-and-toad-are-friends.tumblr.com/

Welcome to the second week of filler, everyone! This week Sean and Jess watched an episode of Lupin III Part II, "Lupin, Who Killed Lupin", and frankly I don't think any plot summary is able to cut it for this one. Topics discussed include the random Lupin generator, a hell of an ep, can't jack it to Code Lyoko, a non-hit and run, top down in Sweden, obviously evil doctor, do not trust this woman, working in a TMBG reference, vampire confusion, only when it's funny, pew lounging, from good to great, nephew cronies, back at it again at perfectly symetrical violence, we both lose our goddamn minds, a woman is a lot like a robot, 1970s drone, "bad science man", transformer technology, cheap safes, mystery disguises, romantic of the year, and a somehow even more insane next episode preview.

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Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Mark is sick, so Marty and Sean take the chance to talk about a completely different anime, Medabots! They watched episode 1: "Stung By A Metabee", wherein a young boy swallows his pride and buys a really crappy robot! Topics discussed include a brief history of Medabots, network confusion, red jacket wasteland, Fire Emblem talk, immediate kids show death, Cooldude McFuckup, the dorkiest robot, best character, pokemon romhack, robots = smartphones, preteen angst, Mark is most of Sean's impulse control, apron confusion, Marty make an anime error, alligator dog, poor edit jobs, the glam rock appears, a pretty chill dub, Magician's Red but a robot, zen chicken advice, bionicle friends, plot device-o-clock, Sean makes some throat sounds, and the end of Medabots gets spoiled. 

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Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases 

Marty’s blog: http://www.the-arkhand.tumblr.com 

Jess joins us for episode 39: "The New Assassins"! An old foe of Gilmore's has introduced a new threat for the cyborgs! Topics discussed this week include quick turnaround, Thimbleweed Park, failed the weenie test, watching ahead, they remembered there was a plot, evil Curly, efficient jubilism, screaming at old people, high fashion, psychic murder, audio issues, intercontinental bus trip, failed their stealth roll, shitty art museum, Dark Astro Boy, undeserved dunks, 002: child puncher, Sean gets a phone call, my pet the assassin, jerky boy, Staraptor gijinka, and Young Oldman. 

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Jess' tumblr: http://severalbadpunslater.tumblr.com/ 

Jess' twitter: https://twitter.com/severalbadpuns 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're joined by Tim this week for episode 38: "Black Ghost Lives"! In this episode, we learn of the origins of the Black Ghost organization and how Gilmore came to be a defector. Topics discussed include guest fight, deep in the Zelda pit, M Bison's zombie brother, Gilmore's mystery origins, Brown Ghost, car heart, illegal science, hair-to-land missiles, new worst outfit, robot longhands, thrice dead 002, resigned to evil, decorative tube people, psychic powers are real and terrifying, Mark's pee pills, his first word was vengeance, quiet dignity and grace, a 180 in the tone of human harvesting, a quick JoJo aside, ready to punch a baby. 

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Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Teddy joins us for episode 37: "The Night of the Star Festival"! This is kind of a weird nothing episode, with some thrown in mom confusion from the hosts and guest. Topics discussed include: Sean broke down, the fuckability of Zelda, the moment the show became art, old man weeb, His Voice's return, annoying child characters, the rust factory, Al Capone men in black, HD disposable camera, and all just a dream (except not). 

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Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

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Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're joined by Lilly this week for episode 36: "The Frozen Land". A freak cold snap in the mountains and heat wave in the city are interconnected somehow, and the cyborg team are there to investigate!  Topics dicussed include an extednded Jerma riff, continued Zelda quest, all the consoles, OoT with dogs, Tintin x Mickey Mouse, Strong Bad RP, the best and brightest, perfect Japanese, all it needs is some wizards, slightly west of sober, THIS IS YOUR AKIRA TETSUO, imported cold, bad snake radio, master of disquise, and the Totally Spies vs the Cyborgs. 

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Lilly's blog: http://www.spitblaze.tumblr.com 

Lilly's twitter: https://twitter.com/bitsplaze

Sean and Mark are joined by Maxie for episode 35: "The City Of Wind".  The cyborg team comes across the ancient city of El Dorado, and meet the security left behind.  Topics dicussed in this episode include Sean's Zelda backlog, Ducktales talk, Gladstone Gander is an asshole, Wild Wild West jokes, Mark's pun sin, the Lapras of the Lorelei, one design for ladies, those with no excuses, no genocide mention, 003 is useless again, rock throw contract, 007 and Catholicism, 009 the gullible, the boy who cried ziggurat, gol is aluminum, Sean has become 007, Cotton Hill colossus, 003 won't hesitate, calling your attacks, everything's a robot, no dick since the conquistadors, a robot built to be lonely, and the most depressing ending. 

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Maxie's album: http://pastel-hand-grenade.tumblr.com/ 

Maxie's podcast: http://shoutengine.com/GabeNewellsRosyRupeeland/

Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com 

Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier 

Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com 

Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable