Cyrus Says

Cyrus Broacha sits down with comedian–writer–legend Ashish Shakya for a full-blown chaotic episode.
From AIB nostalgia to midlife crisis, India’s obsession with paparazzi, Pakistan’s politics, China fear, chicken-piece riots at weddings, pigeons, sports, influencers, and everything else wrong (and funny) about the world.

This is Cyrus Says at peak unfiltered mode — nothing is planned, everything is roasted.

👀 What’s inside:

• AIB days, why Ashish stopped performing

• Midlife crisis, turning 40 & badminton becoming a religion

• Pakistan’s generals & China’s “we fire the last shot” threat

• Why Indian media loves killing celebrities early

• Chicken Fry–Gate: the UP wedding that turned into WWE

• Pigeons vs Humans: Cyrus’ final stand

• India, elections, fraud, lists & insanity

• Women’s cricket & unexpected wholesomeness

🎙 Guest: Ashish Shakya – comedian, writer, ad man, chaos enthusiast
🎧 Host: Cyrus Broacha – lover of pigeons, hater of humans (mostly)

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He’s one of Indian advertising’s sharpest minds and one of Bollywood’s most distinctive filmmakers — R. Balki joins Cyrus for an unfiltered, hilarious, deeply insightful episode.

Balki takes us through his iconic campaigns (Hoodibaba, Surf Excel Ha Na, Idea), the mistakes that taught him everything, the famous suitcase incident, and how a Lifebuoy brainstorm accidentally led to Cheeni Kum.

From Amitabh Bachchan’s reaction to a terrible car, to clients who swear sweetly, to why one idea is always better than twenty, this is a storytelling masterclass.

They dive into:

How Balki stumbled into advertising

The Mudra ‘100-word ad’ that changed his life

The Maruti Versa disaster featuring the Bachchans

The birth of the ‘Idea’ & ‘Surf Excel Ha Na’ campaigns

Why Hoodibaba was one word that saved an entire account

Film inspirations & his move to cinema

His funniest client fights & pitch room meltdowns

It's witty, nostalgic, and loaded with brilliant insights.

A must-watch for anyone who loves ads, films, or madness.

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He’s the mastermind behind Zombivli and one of India’s leading voices in the horror-comedy space — Aditya Sarpotdar joins Cyrus for a chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly emotional AMA episode.

From creating zombies during the pandemic, to audition tapes with tomato ketchup, to his great-grandfather making films in 1925, Aditya walks us through four generations of filmmaking, Marathi cinema nostalgia, and why Mumbai desperately needs a zombie sequel.

They dive into:

How Zombivli was born during lockdown

What zombie auditions REALLY looked like

Anthakshari with zombies (yes, seriously)

His family’s 100-year legacy in Indian cinema

The lost art of film stock & silver plates

Why India needs smarter, scarier horror films

Ram Gopal Varma’s influence

Whether zombies can survive Mumbai local trains

It’s funny, nerdy, nostalgic, and full of great cinema stories — the perfect Cyrus Says cocktail.

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It’s another Ask Me Anything episode — which means total chaos, too many opinions, and the occasional coherent thought.
Cyrus Broacha and Abbas Momin take on your wildest audience questions — from Tata Lit Fest stories and literary quizzes to Saudi comedy festivals, Zoran Mamdani politics, and Rakhi Sawant’s Oscar dreams.
Expect unfiltered takes on:
  Why reading might not be dead after all
  The strangest literary quiz Cyrus ever attended
  YouTubers, extortion calls & fame gone wrong
  Political hot takes from America to Mumbai
  Abbas’ plan to find love (and a rich wife)
  And a crash course on how not to be cancelled
It’s witty, weird, and pure Cyrus Says energy — one part chaos, two parts comedy.
 New episodes drop every week on YouTube and all audio platforms.

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He’s one of India’s most loved comedians, podcasters, and internet icons — and he’s finally back on Cyrus Says! 
Abish Mathew joins Cyrus Broacha for an unfiltered chat filled with laughter, nostalgia, and some very questionable food hacks. From accidentally buying 5 kilos of bhindi during lockdown to inventing a Nutella-pringles recipe, this episode is peak chaos in the best way possible.
They also dive into:
  The return of Son of Abish and his journey through India’s comedy scene
  Abish’s hilarious lockdown misadventures in Bandra
  His wild entry into the online chess world (and playing with Vishy Anand!)
  Why comedy, kindness, and connection matter more than ever
It’s witty, weird, and wildly entertaining — everything you love about Cyrus Says.
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He’s a decorated war hero and a living legend of the Indian Army. Major General Lakhwinder Singh, author of The Kargil Untold Story, joins Cyrus Broacha for an unfiltered deep dive into the war that redefined India’s military history.
From the secrecy behind Musharraf’s plan, to the role of Bofors artillery, to the raw courage of Indian soldiers, this conversation brings to light moments of bravery, tragedy, and national pride.
 Topics discussed include:

• The real story of how Pakistan planned the Kargil infiltration
• Why India didn’t see it coming
• The truth behind “bus diplomacy” and Musharraf’s secret clique
• The unmatched power of the Indian artillery
• Life lessons from war, leadership, and fate

 Book: The Kargil Untold Story by Major General Lakhwinder Singh
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Comedian Sorabh Pant returns for a chaotic, hilarious AMA with Cyrus Broacha — covering everything from India’s fertility decline to gibbons being smuggled at the Mumbai airport, and Albania’s new “AI minister” giving birth to 83 digital kids.

They also discuss Abish Mathew, Veer Das, Govinda’s emotional meltdown, childhood birthday sweets, and why Cyrus might just be the “Sairina” Williams of podcasting.

It’s part roast, part therapy, all madness — the Cyrus Says AMA you didn’t know you needed.

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In this episode, Cyrus sits down with Hisham Mundol — sustainability expert, corporate leader turned environmental crusader — to talk about India’s biggest challenge: how to grow economically without wrecking the planet.
From his early days working across continents to his stint at Hindustan Lever and WorldTel, Hisham shares how a “midlife crisis” led him into the climate and sustainability movement. The conversation dives into real-world climate issues — air pollution, EVs, renewable energy, and even why Indore’s biogas plant gives him hope.
With Cyrus’s trademark humour, they break down big ideas into relatable bits — from why Delhi’s air gets trapped like soup in a bowl, to whether electric cars are truly sustainable, and how small individual actions can actually add up when governments and companies pull their weight too.
This one’s an insightful, funny, and surprisingly hopeful chat about climate, culture, and common sense.

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Rishabh Shah — entrepreneur, author, and founder of IMUN (India’s International Movement to Unite Nations) — returns to Cyrus Says to talk about his new book “Young, Wired and Not Woke.”

In this no-holds-barred chat with Cyrus Broacha, Rishabh opens up about:

• Why young Indians are tired of being labeled “woke”

• Questioning religion without disrespecting faith

• The business of God & the VIP culture in temples

• What’s gone wrong with Indian politics and ideology

• How Gen Z thinks about mental health, religion, and identity

It’s bold, funny, and thought-provoking — just the kind of debate you wish more people had the guts to have.

📚 “Young, Wired and Not Woke” out now.
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They’re back!
Cyrus Broacha and Suresh Menon — two comedy legends, one mic, and absolute chaos.

In this special AMA, the duo discuss:
👉 Delhi’s toxic pollution and political “gas”
👉 Baldness and why bald men still use shampoo
👉 Marriage survival tips (with fractured wives)
👉 50+ age problems no one warned you about
👉 Indian cricket, nepotism, and Bollywood “unbreakables”

It’s unfiltered, it’s honest, it’s funny — and you definitely can’t watch this one with your parents 😅

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