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Chick accused of vaping on a plane and flashing her tits to the passengers, dude steals his boss' car so he'd get arrested and get away from his wife, annoying couple lives like its the 1940s, chick needs her stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail, moms mad about slutty Halloween costumes at Party City

Chick accused of vaping on a plane and flashing her tits to the passengers, dude steals his boss' car so he'd get arrested and get away from his wife, annoying couple lives like its the 1940s, chick needs her stomach removed after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail, moms mad about slutty Halloween costumes at Party City

Trump Mad that Forbes says he's only worth $4.5 billion, Miss Italy says she'd like to live in 1942 to experience World War II, Sombreros are racist, McDonald's pickle fight, and Typhoon Dujuan rains down on China

Brooklyn dude masturbates 4,000 times to deaf video chat operators, facebook unfriending is considered workplace bullying, Florida woman hires hitman to kill a dude giving her grandkids lice, Rob Ford hosting a public bachelor party, Mexico invents their own ice bucket challenge where they all challenge each other to do coke

The Cube Monkey Pope-Effect, Nobody cares about the Muslim Stampede, PETA wants a monkey to have copyright control over his picture, dude blames his evil twin for robbing gas stations, Ohio man bites off his wife's lover's ear, more Pablo Escobar stats about how much money he made, Matthew McConaughey's brother (ROOSTER) named his own son Miller Lyte for a free year worth of beer

sexual misconduct on a playground slide, 78 year old man beat up over Costco free samples, ISIS lingerie and bandwagon terrorists, the Most Despised Man In The World, and calling out your ex's name during sex

Chick jumps out of moving car because of spider, woman with burned vagina gets a $50 coupon, the 5,000 pound baseball losers, Indian teens have to get married if they break curfew, flying kites is the dumbest thing a human can do

The American Diet will kill you, 7 Eleven introduces the smartest delivery service Ive ever heard, Iranian female soccer captain not allowed to travel because her husband says so, Helen Mirren being an annoying feminist, Oscar Meyer develops bacon dating ap

Dude kayaks in a 900 pound pumpkin, kid shoots himself in the leg for the 2nd time in 3 months, Miley Cyrus is Pansexual, BBQ festival in Kentucky turns into violent brisket assault, humans are worried about giving aliens a computer virus

Drunk bus driver cruising around Long Island on his day off, Al Qaeda says ISIS is bandwagon jihadists, dude pees all over EVERYONE on a plane, Swaggy P goes nuts outside a Dave and Busters, 400% increase in kids getting drunk off hand sanitizer