Dan Nielsen with Five Minutes

What you are is what you use to be what you seem. 

Thanks for listening. 

I'm watching a rare Marx Brothers movie. It's one of their serious ones. They aren't even in it.  

If you were to listen to this I'd suggest loud with headphones and clear an area for ecstatic dancing. 

An epigraph, an epigram, and an EpiPen are not the same.  

Genesis P-Orridge and Crank Sturgeon are co-persons of the day. Do the research. Thanks for listening!   

Plastic is outlawed, but can still be mined from the bottom of the ocean. Free-range chickens are the dominant species. It's a sign of the times.   

Featuring The Dan Nielsen FIVES Jam Band

An homage to an artform I've long admired    

Georgia reads my story that originally appeared in (mac)ro(mic) Literary Journal. Harriet sits on her favorite bench wearing a pink prom dress with matching hat and shoes while hundreds of ten-foot-tall monster bugs crawl out of Lake Michigan. And that's just the ending!