Dan Nielsen is a fictitious character created by Dan Nielsen. Ideas, opinions, and attempts at humor by the fictitious Dan Nielsen do not necessarily represent the ideas, opinions, and amazing jokes of the real Dan Nielsen. Thanks for listening.      

In which I totally abuse the WavePad Sound Editor.    

In the future when speaking with an actual person it will still seem like a podcast.  

Mildred is okay. A rare Dan Nielsen story where no one dies and the ending is happy. Thanks for listening. 

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Three Little Martins play simultaneously while I take a trip to the hospital. Thanks for listening.   

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Jokes made and opinions expressed are my own but do not necessarily reflect like the reflector on a bike on a dark night in the rain.