This is crack.  It's not glamorous, or cool, or kid stuff.  Matchhead Tick on the other hand is super cool.  Just power through the nightmarish hallucinations.  Whether or not it actually exists is up for debate.  Don't worry, you have your pick of illicit drugs to ruin your life with.  It's almost like our leaders don't care that drug addiction, along with crime, is skyrocketing.  But that's impossible.  They're our benevolent leaders.

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