I discuss the movie Saltburn and why I think it's stupid, but I also discuss The Substance and how I watched it in the greatest way possible.

Finally, our biggest write-in of the week is a man who lost his wife to the man they brought into the bedroom to spice things up. Who would have thought that including another partner in your sexual experience may change the dynamic

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A woman comes up with the brilliant idea to sleep with 100 men in 14 hours, making her a viral sensation. Not to mention, the millions of dollars tossed into her pocket.

Gamblers are more popular than ever with the burst of online gambling. Mix that with streaming and you get to watch someone lose everything over a few clicks of the mouse, hilarious.

A man is trying to get his wife to try butt stuff. I break down all the approaches for getting into brown town.

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The LEAKS are out and a starter pokemon is now a sex criminal, this story is seriously 20 minutes long. HRH collection is bringing the truth online and you might not like what she says. Also a man writes in about meeting people i the park for encounters that you could probably do inside.

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First! Everyone is surprised the Joker sequel eats butt, but not me because I've been a Joker hater since the first movie. Next! Neutral Drop has one of the best pages on instagram, it satisfies a primal need to smash smashable things. Then! We have a juicy write-in from someone who is asking if they should release footage of their girlfriend cheating on them, this is spicy stuff guys! ALL TODAY ON DARK HOLES!

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This week I'm giving you some of the best dating advice you'll ever hear, your relationship is about to be indestructible. Also, we are on the precipice of a boy era and I show harder evidence than the OJ trial. Next is a deep dive into why child suffering is so funny and the poster child for kids being ridiculed for our amusement. Then we cap off this episode as we do all episodes, with a write-in. This week we have a would-to-rather so sexually troubling and thought-provoking that I'm sure our greatest minds will be debating it for years to come.

ALL TODAY ON DARK HOLES!

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NO VIDEO THIS WEEK, CHECK YOUTUBE, VIDEO WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK. I have finally ranked the hottest chicks with only fans who are also disabled, something you guys have been dying for. We cover my favorite type of Pokemon and how partying with Connor McGregor would be the best time of my life. We also have a write-in from someone who did the unfathomable and banged their teacher, results may vary. Sidenote, I'm recording from home this EP because the studio where I normally do the podcast is closed for the week.

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I need to tell you guys about the hottest chick in a wheelchair that I have ever seen and this hot wheeler has inspired me to break down who gives the best gummers. Sniffies is an app that has streamlined LGBT encounters and I have been fascinated with have advanced they queer community has become at porking. MOOOOO DENG! The greatest sensation to hit the internet! The little hippo is my god and all who don't respect HER will be punished by law

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We fully summarize what P. Diddy was doing with his freak-offs and why he had so many bottles of oil. There's a new fighting league that uses non-lethal weapons. A lady gets a fist in a strange place that leaves her injured.

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People on the internet are not doing a Here Me Out properly, I will show you how it's done. The full and official breakdown of what each type of tattoo means for every woman, from basic scripture on the ribs to knuckle tats, we cover it all. The most diabolical write-in ever, honestly it makes me sad, first time ever someone has bummed me out on the pod.

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