Dear Hank & John
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Dear Hank & John episodes

  • 381: Until Oblivion Hits

    Why do humans have butts? Why does John sound weird this week? What should a delivery driver do when a dog escapes? How many humans have ever been 30? How do I handle my drinking problem? Why do leaves change colors at different rates? Are we doing anything tonight? Hank and John Green have answers!

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    44 min
  • 380: GreenChat 2024

    What's up with the Green brothers in 2024? Hank and John Green have answers!

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    50 min
  • 379: Rainbow Moon

    Where is the bit line? Why are some jenga blocks harder to pull than others? Would the moon be the same brightness if it was a different color? Hank and John Green have answers!

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    58 min
  • 378: Pelican Dream Chat

    Are orcas the only animals that sink ships? Will vodka give flowers a second wind? Hank and John Green have answers!

     

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    40 min
  • 377: Dear Hank and John: Taylor's Version

    How do I get my significant other on board with Taylor Swift? Would Taylor Swift be a good president?  Will you rerelease the Eras Tour Pizza John shirt? What's your opinion on Napoleon Dynamite?  Hank and John Green have answers!

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    51 min
  • 376: Death of the Dad Joke

    Do my pets have better circulation than me? What's the organizational structure of an anarchy club? What are your hiatus T-Swift thoughts? How do I return a key to someone I don't talk to anymore? Why does a boiled egg feel less than a fried egg? Hank and John Green have answers!

     

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected].

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    46 min
  • 375: The Water Episode

    Why is unsalted water called freshwater? How long would it take to drink a swimming pool? How do I gently reject a fish? What size are we on the scale of the universe? Can I eat misdelivered food? How do I break spaghetti? Hank and John Green have answers!

     

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    42 min
  • 374: Shorter, And Worse, But More Authentic

    Hey, what's up with the podcast now? How do I destroy a thatched roof in a wind tunnel? Hank and John return from a brief hiatus to give you all these answers and more!

     

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    55 min
  • 373: Infinitely More Versatile (w/ Mike Trapp!)

    Why do we have Eastern and Pacific time zones? What would happen if I blended a smoothie for a year? What's the most versatile food? Why are some towns completely circular? Why do we get in the shower instead of under it? Why do people like surprise boxes? Hank Green and Mike Trapp have answers! And you can catch more of both of them on Dimension 20's Mentopolis, now on Dropout.tv!

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    1 hr 2 min
  • 372: Did I Just Glimpse Nirvana?

    What the heck is going on with Dear Hank and John for the next four to six months?  Hank and John Green have answers!

     

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    58 min

About Dear Hank & John

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Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the…

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