Dear Hank & John
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Dear Hank & John episodes

  • 192: Raised on a Yacht (w/ Vanessa Hill of BrainCraft!)

    Vanessa Hill of BrainCraft joins Hank to answer your questions! Has it ever not been raining? Can I change my major if I have a scholarship? Should there be compulsory voting? How do I learn to ride a bike? What is tipping etiquette in the US? When is it my turn to watch TV? Can I take a blanket covered with pictures of me to college? Will the US claim Mars as a state? How does boxed mac and cheese work?

    For more Vanessa, check out youtube.com/braincraft!

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    47 min
  • 191: The Engagement Duck

    What is the dress code if there is no dress code? Where can I be anxious at work? What should I do with 72 tall vases? How can I avoid having to do dishes? How can I grow my own vegetables if the Sun is in the wrong place? How do I sort out my priorities? How do I tell my girlfriend's mother we aren't ready for a duck? Is there a polite way to ask someone to eat quietly? How and where should I conceal the dream rock? John and Hank have dubious advice!

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    44 min
  • 190: The Top Three Best Things About Sneezing Underwater

    How do I get people to remember who I am? What do I do about the Red Bull I spilled in a kid's backpack? How do I deal with my girlfriend's unaccepting parents? Does cold water boil faster than hot water? Which way should a staple face? Is it possible to sneeze underwater? What is the correct way to eat the bottom of a popsicle? How do I get out of being grounded? Can I bring my boyfriend to a thing even though it says "spouses only"? John and Hank are here to help!

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    49 min
  • 189: Weird Statistics

    Do a lot of people swerve? What constitutes black coffee? How do I make mac and cheese if I don't have milk? What is the rage/luck relationship when it comes to pennies? How do I find out my therapist's name? Should I give books to people who don't like to read? How should I deal with family drama? How do I get my charger back? Is it time to rip off the Band-Aid? John and Hank have (dubious) advice!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected].

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    49 min
  • 188: The Imperial Bridal March

    What is the proper thing to do with abandoned table beer? What's the best way to spend time on trains? How do I move on when my favorite show ends? How do I sleep in without waking up with a backache? Should I have played "The Imperial March" at a wedding? Are you allowed to use the soap in another person's shower? Why do some carrots taste earthier than others? Why isn't there a Neptune Day? What should I do about Gavin's grass ideas? John and Hank have dubious advice!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected].

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    46 min
  • 187: The Uncle Mike Way of Life

    How do I fairly distribute my hugs? Could black holes suck up the Earth? How do I change the way I walk? How can I support my stressed-out dad? What's the best way to receive negative performance reviews? What do I do if I vomit at work? Why don't ants die when they fall from heights? Who should play me in the movie of my life? John and Hank have (dubious) answers!

    The poem John mentions at the beginning of the episode is "The Palace" by Kaveh Akbar, found here.

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    41 min
  • 186: The Morlon Wiley Way In

    How do you open an envelope? How do companies turn attention into money? What's the deal with the itsy bitsy spider? And more!

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    43 min
  • 185: Time-Traveling Battle Axes

    Who owns the bones? Why are American coins so confusing? Would dragon eggs have scales? And more!

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    53 min
  • 184: Lady with the Time Piece (w/ Helen Zaltzman!)

    How do you deal with saying something wrong publicly? How far does a squirrel's social sphere extend? Can I ask my friend questions about her surgery? And more!

    Thanks to Helen Zaltzman for being a temporary Green brother this week! Find more of Helen's work at helenzaltzman.com.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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    53 min
  • 183: John's Subway Safety Procedures

    How do you stay focused on one project for a long time? Should I tell this stranger to examine their zipper? Are there other kinds of ketchup? And more!

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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    46 min

About Dear Hank & John

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Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the…

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