Dear Hank & John
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Dear Hank & John episodes

  • Hello from Hank and John!

    Hosts Hank and John Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the third-tier English football club). 

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected].

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

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    3 min
  • 162: The Fault in Our Mars

    What tricks can babies do? Should I become a space lawyer? Did I let a guy steal my car? And more!

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    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected].

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    54 min
  • 161: Your Dabbing Uncle Hank

    At what point do I fail? What should I do while I'm waiting to be sawed in half? Should I eat the fungus? And more!

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    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected].

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    51 min
  • 160: You Are Not My Bus

    Where should I look when I'm talking to someone? Will aliens ride our roller coasters when we're all dead? Should guests help do the dishes? And more!

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    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected].

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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    47 min
  • 159: The Horrifying Five-Tined Fork

    How do I get out of this maze? What do I do with this cello? When will I stop having to call my mom to help me figure out life? And more!

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    We're now on Twitter! Follow us at twitter.com/dearhankandjohn.

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected].

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

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    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    47 min
  • 158: President Alligator

    Why do people hate raisins? Is U2 a boy band? How do I make friends with the people I work with? And more!

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    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected].

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    44 min
  • 157: It's My Soundtrack! (w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas!)

    Should I treasure my books more? Can I learn to sleep standing up like a horse? Does everyone have an eighties disco playing in their head? And more!

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    Find Rosianna:

    YouTube

    Make Out With Him

    Twitter

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected].

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

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    49 min
  • 156: There Is a Diversity of Opinions Among the People Who Drive This Car

    How can I avoid having to dress up for Halloween? What do you do when your friends make fun of your friend? How do I artfully display my rib? And more!

    patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected].

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    44 min
  • 155: Drunk Fruit Squirrels

    Can I wear my Tuesday shirt on other days? How do I give advice that doesn't hurt feelings but is still helpful? Did I steal this plant? And more!

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    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected].

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    40 min
  • 154: You're Doing Great (w/ Tessa Violet!)

    What do I do when I'm asked to lie to children? Should I tell my boss I'm obsessed with her famous son? Why is Dodie so much better at stuff than I am? And more!

    Check out Tessa on YouTube and wherever you get your music!

    patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected].

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    45 min

About Dear Hank & John

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Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the…

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