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Is outer space full of vampires? Am I engaged? Why haven't our mouths evolved to be better at pumpkin spice lattes? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn
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Where does candle wax go? Can you just switch where you're sitting one day? Does saying "I love you" eventually lose its meaning? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn
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How do I get in on my neighbor's cranberry bread? How do I live in a very small room? Who's responsible for the divider in a checkout line? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn
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Where does all the extra body come from? Why are grapefruits called grapefruits? Is it acceptable to talk about social media in real life? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn
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How do I stop whistling? How do you not get burned out? How do I get rid of a death zit? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankdandjohn
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What do I say to my blind date? How do I get my mom to call me less frequently? Are you supposed to ask a father for his daughter's hand in marriage? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn
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Why do I feel safer with the lights on? Why can't my bathtub be in my living room? Am I in danger of being electrocuted? And more! Turtles All the Way Down tour: http://www.turtlesallthewaydownbook.com/#tour Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn
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How far can you get making only right turns? What's the proper response to being constantly serenaded? Does fire have mass? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn
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Is cake salty? How do I get alone time at a party without a cigarette? Where is the rest of An Imperial Affliction? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn
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Why am I afraid of something I know doesn’t exist? Can I avoid scurvy by sticking my arm in a giant vat of orange juice? What is proper etiquette for a cat birthday party? And more! Get 10% off your first purchase by going to hover.com/dearhank or hover.com/dearjohn Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn
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