Dear So and So

Our employees must take paid time off for their birthday every year, but because one of them was born on Leap Day she only gets hers every four. Why is she so upset? Everyone else loves this policy! PLUS: My girlfriend inherited a set of tiny forks. I hate eating with them, so I hid them in my van. I know it wasn't ethical—just tell me, who's really the asshole here?

Is it ethical to wear a yarmulke just to get a discount? Is it ok to blame capitalism for how bad I am with money? How do I cut a Zoom short when the other person is caught up in their own performance? Turns out I'm boring now because of quarantine, how can I be less boring?

How do I get my prospective employer to ignore the fake references I provided? How do I tell my French host family that I'm not pregnant, I just meant to say I was full? How do I let my housekeeper know I don't need their input on my jigsaw puzzle? Does stealing a slice of pizza really stick it to the man?

In this fresh-start episode we put our best foot forward and our worst foot forward too, with special guest Jim White. Happy 2021 everybody!

My boss engaged me in a power play at our shared gym, what's my next move? Do I have to lie to everyone about my age just because my friend lied about hers? Do you need help entertaining your mom during her next visit? We love moms, calls us: DAD-DOG-5078.

All of your holiday questions, answered: Can I gift my in-laws a trash can? Do I have to associate with people who put applesauce on their latkes? Who came to our party and ate the gingerbread house? WHODUNNIT?!

I won a golf trip with my company's least liked executive, how do I get on his good side? This job application asks me to rank atrocities: what is worse, imprisoning an innocent person or poisoning the city water supply? Plus, Alyssa and Steph reveal the spooky story of how they met.

Is it a crime to tell my daughter what WAP means? Can I commandeer the host's kitchen right before the party starts? Do I have to explain to my kid's teacher how her pretend election was unnecessarily sexual? How do I break up with someone who tried to blow up a 5G tower?

I'm a teapot manufacturing thought leader, do I have to wear this conference's ill-fitting t-shirt? My teenage daughter is a filthy capitalist, is it ok that I'm kinda proud? If you don't want people to talk to you on an airplane, you have to put your headphones in, right? Isn't that still the rule?

Can a couple with 24 items use the 12 item line at the store? Why should Rite Aid employees treat me like a "guest"? Have you met Marty the Stop & Shop robot, and do you kiss the ground he rolls on? Also, thank you ServSafe for educating everyone on rage in the time of COVID.