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My coworker is asking too many basic q's on slack—is she actually an imposter, possibly a bot? My passive-aggressive neighbor bought bird-saving accessories for my cats, do I have to give them back or can I sell them on Ebay? Let's find out what a cat bib is. Also: forget matte, get ready for everything in high gloss.

Will an NDA keep my parents from blabbing my business? How do I get my fiancé to quit No Nut November so we can consecrate this marriage? How am I supposed to protect others' egos when my dog is so obviously talented and gifted?

What foods are and aren't appropriate to include in a smoothie? And is Alyssa juicing wrong? Also, my girlfriend chose to save the wrong thing in a fire—can this relationship be repaired?

This week we delve into the spooky, scary, and haunted in a Halloween episode featuring guest Bizzy Hemphill.

How do I stop my husband from opening a restaurant and from quoting social media influencers? My daughter says I should tip more than ten percent but I refuse, so where do we go from here? A listener asks: am I the right person to introduce my twin sister to the body positivity movement? Plus, Steph and Alyssa have a eureka moment and define a new stage of human development.

Now that I work from home (where it's harder to hide her) do I have to tell my business partner about my secret baby? I don't understand why my employer won't call me Lord!? Also, we answer a question that's plaguing het couples world over, I guess: Tattoo Trouble—part two.

In this very special episode we follow up with guest Kristen Carlisle who asked us: How discrete should I be about watching a tv show when I live next door to the celebrity host? Also, how do you winterize a koi pond, and can I do it myself? Is it wrong to steal my ex-boyfriend's ashes from his wife? How do I stay motivated when everything I was looking forward to has been canceled or moved to an online format that SUCKS?

Should we hide the Squatty Potty in our guest bathroom? Should pizza delivery folks pay for their mistakes? My wife got a tattoo without telling me and I am so so so hurt—why didn't my wife ask MY permission to mark her body?

How do I rekindle the spark in my marriage after my wife was chased by a bull during an Adventure Race? We offer up financial advice we are in no way equipped to give (um, definitely don't ask us about stocks). Plus, Alyssa talks bungee jumping and Steph wants to keep her teeth.

We are wildly unqualified to solve other people's problems, so this week we call on a professional—sort of. On our new segment, "Ask an Unlicensed Professional," we welcome social worker in training Jemma Stromwick to answer some serious stumpers.