How discrete should I be about watching a show when I live next door to the star? I need to throw out a mildewy mattress, can I avoid my neighbors' judgment? When I wasn't home someone cleaned up my porch without my consent, DURING A PANDEMIC, what the actual #$%?? Plus, Steph reveals an obsession.

Can I make my husband get rid of his hideous Taco Bell booth? I work with a space alien, is it a gift or a curse? Listeners: Can you help us find Alyssa's doppelganger in Boston? Apparently they do an "activity."

Can I celebrate Hanukkah with my preteen if we're not Jewish? How can I stop getting invited to tupperware parties? Plus, we answer a write-in about strange dishwashing behavior.

Is it best to stay chill when your boss keeps telling you to "calm down"? Also, how do you discuss important things and pressing matters when your brother's new girlfriend demands "NO politics!!"? Plus: we answer another write-in from Chaz about CEO DJs.

Do I have to tell my girlfriend I've been lying about being Jewish—for three years? Also, when is it OK to let a friendship end? Plus, we answer another listener question and prescribe the medicine every "Alpha Dog" needs.

This week we only answer questions YOU sent our way! Mona returns, and Steph has a burning question of her own.

When is it time to call it quits on a pair of pants? Can I move into a haunted house if the only person who senses the haunting is my Mother in Law? Also, we answer another question about themed Christmas trees and delve into the joys of coffee preparation.

This week we tackle questions that sound more like statements: Hey, don't do yoga stretches while I'm talking to you! Boobs without bras embarrass me! I don't want to ask my sister if she's practicing witchcraft! We get it. We've got opinions too. And this episode is chock full of them. 

This week we answer a live question with a SURPRISE guest! Other burning Q's include: I don't want to honor my fiancee's food heritage because my ex is allergic, should I call off the wedding? How do I tell my in-laws to stop mailing me inedible, pre-packaged cookies from all the way across the country that I do. not. want?!

This week we're joined by artist-composer Bizzy Hemphill to answer several important questions. What is the best way to hang all 500+ of my shirts without breaking the bar in my closet? How do I fall out of love with this Trump supporter (the solution isn't self-evident to me)? Plus: join us for a tournament of bad fonts.