Death Do Us Part

COVID has not gonna away, and now we are faced with new variants and a continuation of many problems we have been facing for about 2 years now...or forever, its hard to say. This week we are talking about masks! The benefits, like being anonymous in the grocery store, not having to comb your hair and avoid small talk. As well as the negatives like how it fogs up your glasses and some people can't seem to find their freaking nose...seriously cover that up! We then get into two mask related murders. Both murders involve security guards just trying to do their jobs. One was stabbed 27 times while the other was shot in the back of the head by a family. Masks can be controversial but we ask people to please not resort to violence. Instead, keep it hypothetical! Laura was tired of hypothetically planning murders so she planned a bank heist with a realistic "mask" inspired by a suspected special effects artist who has robbed some 16 banks disguised as an old man. Jeremy's hypomurder involves a strychnine laced mask for instant toxic exposure. Mask up! Delta is here and its serious!

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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This week we talk about interruptions, inspired by an actual spousal interruptions during one of our recording sessions. Laura complains about how Nick tries to complete her sentences like it is a game of charades while Jeremy owns up to the fact that he interrupts Keli far more than she does him. Conversations are difficult. We then share a murder of a man who killed his elderly parents for interrupting his Anime shows too often because they needed personal care. Our second murder is one that is interrupted by a real life action hero who took part in a high speed chase to rescue a woman off the side of the road. Our hypothetical murders include vaporized mercury poisoning and a zip line interruption.  

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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We have all been through homework, some of us have managed kids doing homework, while others assist their spouses. Doing homework together or a major project is actually a great way to see how compatible you are with someone. But when one spouse is done with school and the other is going back, it can definitely create some complaints! We get into some minor homework complaints, somehow Laura starts sharing her ratings of different kinds of alternative milks, and then of course murder. This weeks murders are particularly tragic, involving a high school sweetheart turned stalker, and a Mom who killed her husband and asked her kids to help move his body after she removed the legs. That is not a happy household! We then share out hypomurders with a staged slip and fall on a pile of homework, and one of the most creative murders yet where the only evidence left is a deflated exercise ball.

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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Hangry? Don't murder, just grab a Snickers! Well this week we complain about how we deal with the hanger of our loved ones before getting into a couple bizarre murders. One is about a Scottish chef who killed his wife for not wanting to eat at his dinner party. The second concerns the possible negligence of a man whose be ridden wife died at only 68 pounds. Our hypothetical murders bring in more bizarre "inspiration" from a town in Hungary where dozens of women used arsenic to poison their husbands who treated them poorly and a reddit rumor about a Snickers shiv. Grab a snack so you don't commit real life homicide and enjoy our latest episode!

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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Laura quit her job!! So this week we are talking about quitting jobs, the stress of making a job change, and the great resignation caused by the COVID pandemic. We also launched a redbubble store! Visit the link tree in our instagram to check out our new merchandise! Oh and we talk about cat butts naturally before we get into two grisly work related murders. The first is a man who killed his wife who would not quit because he felt emasculated by her job. The second is an abusive woman who was so angry her husband lost his job as a lawyer that she claimed he walked into the knife she was holding, for real that was her defense. We wrap it up with a list of signs your job may be killing you and a hypomurder planned for an out of town conference and an attic door that drops knives on its victims. Hope you all love you jobs! If not go find something you do love.

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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Happy Fourth of July! We hope you had a happy and safe weekend. Laura and Jeremy come with some very fresh complaints about noisy neighbors, and how the 4th of July gives people free reign to make ungodly noise at ungodly hours of the night. We then share two firework related murders, one a gang related murder of a Brooklyn resident over a firework dispute and the other a firefighter gone rogue in a multiple homicide. We end the night with our noisy neighbor hypothetical murders with an extension cord toaster electrocution and some good ole firework tampering. Happy Birthday America!

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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We talk Tinder! While neither of us have much experience we know that online dating can be a difficult and sometimes deadly undertaking. We of course still have complaints about how people misrepresent themselves online, particularly with dating apps. We discuss quite a few Tinder murders, including a catphished football player who killed his date. Another Tinder match led a woman to the home of a couple who killed and dismembered her to gain some kind of supernatural powers. Lastly, we share details on a Tinder serial killer who was caught while he had one of his victims captive. We sum it up with a list of the worst tinder murders and some hypomurders on what one may do if their spouse was caught online dating.

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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Ants invading your home, flies buzzing because your spouse leaves the door open, or even bees coming down the chimney! We have some pest complaints this week and that can surely put any couple on edge. We share a murder where a woman leaves her sliding glass door open to let in two would be assassins, a much worse pest than a fly. We talk about a pesticide murder where a farmer is killed over a dispute over damaged crops. We share our hypomurders about a staged break in by a fake pest control company and a fumigation mishap inspired by a real accident of a poor man who entered his home before the tenting was finished. Pests of all kinds are nasty so get buggy with us this week. 

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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We talk about the stress of fixing things around the house, small and big home improvement projects and the baggage they bring to the table. One of us complains about a lack of focus to get small projects done while the other complains about ordering the wrong parts and materials for any project! We share a murder that took place inside a home that was supposed to be on the TV show "Zombie House Flipping," as well as a Thanksgiving murder over an argument about building a fence in the yard. We all know people can argue about home improvement projects but this is next level. Our hypothetical murders involve a sledge hammer accident and a toilet replacement burial. Grab your drink and hammer and enjoy!

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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Laura welcomes Jeremy back after his appendectomy, he is still alive! We talk cute and annoying pet names. Particularly names for kids that confuse them, or they repeat inappropriately. We then get into a murder about a wrestler known as the silent lady who had a side hustle of robbing and murdering old ladies. She got another nickname called La Mataviejita (old lady killer). We discuss Robert Durst and his crazy saga with new coverage of a jailhouse call where he uses his pet's name Igor as a code word for murder, further building a case against him. We wrap it up with an incredibly disgusting hypomurder inspired by a killer who made soap and tea cakes out of people!!! As well as a plan for an induced appendicitis masked by pain killers.

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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