Death Do Us Part

We hope everyone had a happy Valentine's day. For those who didn't, this week we are talking about cheating spouses!! While we don't have these issues in our married lives, this is a huge problem for many couples. Laura shares two murders for a double feature of marital infidelity. The first murder is about the "Penis Hacker," I mean...really that is what she was called after she killed her husband. A second story about an attempted murder of a husband whose wife found photos of him with another woman...but that is not at all what it was. Lastly, Jeremy shares a very sad murder by a jealous husband who left an apology video to his kids on YouTube before getting into a shootout with the cops. We share two hypothetical murders with a slow overdose from chocolate covered strawberries and a staged home invasion. Time to get that latent aggression out from all of those past relationships gone wrong!

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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Happy Romantic Obligation Day! This year, we are phoning it in during the pandemic and doing true romantic things that only married parents of children understand, like giving your spouse  an hour of silence. How romantic! We complain about Valentine's Day in general before getting in to two dark Valentine's Murders. Our first is a minister who killed his wife as a Valentine's gift to his mistress. The second is a Paralympic and Olympic athlete who shot his wife on Valentine's day, mistaking her for a home intruder...supposedly. We then get creative with our hypothetical murders including micro dosing heroine earrings and a "romantic" candle housefire. Grab a glass of your most romantic wine, spend the night with someone you don't want to kill, and enjoy this weeks episode! 

Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com.  

Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! 

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We talk baking pet peeves inspired by the fake story of the "real" muffin man. A very intriguing farce of an article that duped us both. Regardless! We are talking baking pet peeves, from pancake mix cement to flour puff kitchens. We detail to of our most disturbing murders yet. One a husband who killed and baked his wife while putting the rest of her in the ceiling, the other a couple who baked together and stayed together....while eating people. It gets a bit graphic as we conclude with a murder with frozen meat after which you COOK THE MURDER WEAPON, inspired by a Roald Dahl story, a baking soda overdose, and a natural gas explosion. Get your meat pies and listen while we serve up some terribly overbaked murder stories.

Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com.  Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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Inspired by a breakfast marital mess up just last week, we talk about breakfast annoyances. From putting the baby in a dangerous place while cooking to just skipping the meal altogether, oh do we have some complaints. We then get into the gritty hash browns of our murder meal to discuss two murders over mis-made or skipped breakfasts, we are talking rampages over the worlds most important meal. We then discuss our hypomurders for the week including the use of poisonous fermented flour (it's really a thing) and a murder baby bouncer positioned just right. You just have to listen to get it.

Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com.  Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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Happy New Year! Well, hopefully 2021 will turn out better than 2020, but its not off to a very good start! We discuss some favorite episode from 2020, share some murders that we feel sum up last year in a nut shell, and conclude with a list of crazy things that happened in 2020 that no one remembers because lets face it 2020 was a dumpster fire. Murder hornets? Government sanctioned videos of UFOs? The killing of millions of minks in Denmark due to COVID?! Only this past year would make these things not noteworthy because of the even crazier things we have all had to deal with. So sit back and enjoy reminiscing on how awful and crazy last year truly was.

Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com.  Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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This Holiday season we complain about the BS of gift giving when people try not to hurt your feelings, just return it if you don't like it! We also complain about incomplete recipes and spouses who eat ALL the Christmas cookies too early so you have to hide them in the freezer behind the frozen veggies. We get into two very sad Christmas murders. One a genuinely thoughtful gift that turns into a tragic accident. The other is a Christmas eve cover up where a man stashed his wife's body under a giant pile of leaves. We share our own holiday hypomurders with a purse of death and a ginger snap cookie designed to kill you. Happy Holidays!

Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com.  Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!  

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We are back! Laura popped out a baby and Jeremy bought a new house. A lot has happened and we get into some of our big life changes as well as getting back on track to talk about murders, and oh boy have we stacked up some pet peeves. This week we talk about ice cream pet peeves. Laura tells the tale of her husband eating her leftover ice cream while she was PREGNANT! Somehow he survived. Jeremy laments that his wife does not even like ice cream; how is that even possible? They get into two ice cream murders, one a drug laced ice cream treat a husband served up to his wife, and another is the story of the Ice Cream Killer who hid bodies in ice cream tubs. We put the cherry on top with our hypothetical murders, including dry ice asphyxiation and literal death by brain freeze. We all scream for ice cream!

Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. 

Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! 

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