Death Readers

Death Readers

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Death Readers episodes

  • Episode 46: Listener... I’m sorry

    It takes the readers 30 minutes to catch you up with where the world is after their months long absence. Big reveals about Umbridge! Why aren’t Harry and Hermione high school sweethearts? Are thestrals quicker than brooms? Who wants to see the Terminator Back to the Future crossover?

     

     

     

    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 20 min
  • Death Readers Presents: A House Elf sized Episode!

    Doug is off being newlywed. So Robb grabbed a mic and rambled all the way to work. Good lord does this guy ever quit talking? He does NOT! But he does tease various upcoming topics. Weddings! Floridas! Covids! 

    Rest assured Death Readers will be back soon with a proper episode.  We just need to figure out this whole Social Distancing thing!

    See you soon!


    Barcelona Afrobeat 06 by Barcelona Afrobeat International Orchestra

    9 min
  • A Very Special Episode of Death Readers

    It is a strange time in the life of the Death Readers. 


    One of the Readers takes their first step on a Epic New Adventure upon Life's Grand Stage. 
    The other one is just getting Married. 

    But we'll be back in a few weeks ready to send The Order of the Phoenix to a farm upstate. (Don't worry. It is going to have so much fun playing with the other books. And really this is not life for 700+ page book. Sitting there on the shelf with no exercise. It'll be happier) 


    See you then!

    11 min
  • Episode 45: Accio Me A Butterbeer

    The Readers have a puerile argument and dive into centaur “Grawp”. Doug has a moment of growth about positive reinforcement, and Robb laments lacking his own Sacajawea.

     

    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 44: The Hitchcockian Moron

     The readers explore Filches inner-child... murderer. Robb wants to brainwash children and Doug thinks it’s about time this book ended.

     

    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 43: Redouble

    Hermione cements her future as a Bond Villain, but things get awkward when Firenze comes back. Harry has an awkward time with Cho. And Ron... Is just awkward. 

    Plus New Words Galore!


    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
    SFX by Newagesoup

    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 41: 30 minutes of Tonguing Cho

    Robb Apologizes and Doug Loves Quidditch. It is truly end times. Doug plays armchair psychiatrist and breaks it to Robb that physics do not work like cartoons. Stay after the credits for Doug's poor explanation of combustion engines to Robb.




    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    47 min
  • Episode 40: "Tim Blake Nelson"

    If you only listen to one 40th episode of Death Readers in your lifetime make it THIS 40th episode of Death Readers! Huge News! Surprises! and MAYBE a pretty big guest star?!


    Could this be the end of Quidditch?

    Where do all the kittens go?

    Is Dennis Creevy is the Spider-Man of Harry Potter?


    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    47 min
  • Episode 39: It Used to be a Source of Pride

    The Readers have a Wibbly Wobbly argument and really, it's about time. Listen to two nerds become amateur psychologists! Tell us about your mothers... Doug grapples with addicts and newspapers. What’s the deal with Umbridge? Dumbledore, complicit in child abuse.

     

    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 25 min

About Death Readers

From the publisher's feed

Doug had never read the Harry Potter books. Robb has read them many times. Together they went through the books to see if the magic was still there.