This time the Readers get their Wizard’s Sleeves in a twist about the Marauders Map. Is teaching at Hogwarts a privilege or a punishment? Is Harry good at anything but flying a broom? Robb shares a history lesson on the comedy of internment camps.

Hermionie is joining the Avengers and Robb is ADAMANT that The Vision can't cook. Doug DEMANDS Greater oversight at Gringotts and the Ministry (but which ministry?).

Will somebody get Sirius a change of clothes!?!

Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

Pop a squat for what may be the ‘shittiest’ episode of Death Readers ever! The Readers discuss the bowels of Hogwarts, Robb’s similarity to a ghost and their mutual love of baths (or is it their love of mutual baths?).

Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

The Readers discuss which of their self imposed, self deprecating, self comparisons to HP characters is most pathetic. A promiscuous row occurs. And you probably knew it was coming: The Charms of a Goat. Must the lady be the giant? How many times will Robb share unprompted embarrassing anecdotes?

Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

What are the secrets of Foe-Glass? (no one knows) Doug really gets into the logistics of House Elf Cooking. Finally Ginny gets some action! Doug analyze's Robb, and Robb does not care for it one whit

Births! Deaths! Weddings! Overtime! Some of these things occurred this week preventing us from recording a new episode.  Doug grovels for your forgiveness and we at Death Readers promise to have a new episode up next week!

Doug Calls Out Manuela Suarez and defends Harry Potter exuberantly. The Readers discover that the longer the series goes on the more loopholes crop up. Ready yourself for extremely inappropriate misreading and references to THAT scene from ‘It’.

The Readers set the story straight on 'House Elves'... sort of. Elf slavery remains the topic of the day because the rest of these chapters are duller than Crab and Goyle put together!

The reader’s earn their “mature” rating without ever actually approaching maturity.

Robb once again goes full Beautiful Mind cause the numbers Just. Dont. Add. UP!!!