Death Readers

Death Readers

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Death Readers episodes

  • Episode 30: Dirty Thirty

    This time the Readers get their Wizard’s Sleeves in a twist about the Marauders Map. Is teaching at Hogwarts a privilege or a punishment? Is Harry good at anything but flying a broom? Robb shares a history lesson on the comedy of internment camps.




    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 11 min
  • Episode 29: It takes two to fight...

    Hermionie is joining the Avengers and Robb is ADAMANT that The Vision can't cook. Doug DEMANDS Greater oversight at Gringotts and the Ministry (but which ministry?).

    Will somebody get Sirius a change of clothes!?!

     

     

     

    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 28: Urine a Scattish Castle

    Pop a squat for what may be the ‘shittiest’ episode of Death Readers ever! The Readers discuss the bowels of Hogwarts, Robb’s similarity to a ghost and their mutual love of baths (or is it their love of mutual baths?).

    If Hermione and Ron both love Krum, then what’s the problem?
    Has JK Rowling even read Campbell?
    Is that why they call it “The Black Lake”? 

     

     

    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 27: We Wallow in the Filth Together

    The Readers discuss which of their self imposed, self deprecating, self comparisons to HP characters is most pathetic. A promiscuous row occurs. And you probably knew it was coming: The Charms of a Goat. Must the lady be the giant? How many times will Robb share unprompted embarrassing anecdotes?

      

    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode 26: Crypto-Bestiality

    What are the secrets of Foe-Glass? (no one knows) Doug really gets into the logistics of House Elf Cooking. Finally Ginny gets some action! Doug analyze's Robb, and Robb does not care for it one whit


    Also,  Robb almost dies


    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    51 min
  • Death Readers Humbly Submit an Apology

    Births! Deaths! Weddings! Overtime! Some of these things occurred this week preventing us from recording a new episode.  Doug grovels for your forgiveness and we at Death Readers promise to have a new episode up next week!

    2 min
  • Episode 25: What Happens Here... is ‘Body Horror'

    Doug Calls Out Manuela Suarez and defends Harry Potter exuberantly. The Readers discover that the longer the series goes on the more loopholes crop up. Ready yourself for extremely inappropriate misreading and references to THAT scene from ‘It’.

    What makes a child tasty to a hag?
    And what about Swamp-Thing?


    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 24: Long Term Conservative Investment

    The Readers set the story straight on 'House Elves'... sort of. Elf slavery remains the topic of the day because the rest of these chapters are duller than Crab and Goyle put together!


    Who is the best Moody? How frumpy is Hermione? Can anyone out 'dumb' Ron?


    and What is he BUILDING In there?



    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 23: BANG!

    The reader’s earn their “mature” rating without ever actually approaching maturity.

    Remember that show Friday the 13th the Series?
    Doug finally got his official in-canon prequel. And like all prequels, it sucked.
    And Robb uncovers a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top (of Gryffindor’s pointy hat).

    WARNING: this episode contains sporadic loud noises.


    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 11 min
  • Episode 22: Nobody Dumbs Like Ron

    Robb once again goes full Beautiful Mind cause the numbers Just. Dont. Add. UP!!!

    Doug is a Quidditch World Cup Truther
    The trouble with House Elves...

    Meanwhile the Readers get to the bottom of the Veela, and Pony trafficking.


    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 6 min

About Death Readers

From the publisher's feed

Doug had never read the Harry Potter books. Robb has read them many times. Together they went through the books to see if the magic was still there.