It's a nerd throwdown! Bond Vs Star Trek! Gnomes vs Pork Fat! Borders vs Blockbuster! Doug Foolishly challenges Robb's recall and then rudely accepts correction without having the decency to let him rub it in. Wizarding Rhinoplasty!

The readers turn to the past to unearth truths about Maledictus Herpetology.

It’s a late-night Book Wrap Party! Way I see it, if you were gonna make a podcast about Harry Potter, why not do it in style! The Readers finish up The Prisoner of Azkaban while trying to connect the series to Back to the Future and answering these questions:  Which came first, the cloud or the moon? Given the alternative, wouldn’t you sleep in a closet? You’re responsible for my parents murder AND you’re my Godfather...? When can I move in?

Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

The Readers welcome special guest Siri to the podcast. Robb gets put on an FBI watch-list. Kapellmeister Raptor! Doug the Onceler does NOT speak for the trees. Robb has... too many notes. The readers get down to business about becoming an Animagus.

Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

Another Quidditch heavy episode means lots of tangents! Doug rejects Scientology but would be a far better professor than Robb, who has a tenuous grip of logic and really struggles to find the right words. Do Boggarts guard Juvenile Wizard Detention Centers? Why is Professor Trelawney even a teacher? And What the hell is up with Crookshanks?

Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

It's been an long long time but the Death Readers are Finally back! The Readers stay on topic as they pit Amadeus against My Fair Lady. Doug needs to take pride in his work. And in a SHOCKING Twist it is revealed that Dudly Dursley is in fact, FAT!

Where are the Death Readers? What happened? Tune in to find out.

Entrance of the Gladiators by Julius Fučík performed the EastWest/Quantum Leap Symphonic Orchestra

The Readers discuss levels of bullying. Doug pushes all of Robb's buttons and explores Sirius's Son of Sam connection. And the Readers Have an honest to goodness REAL Sports Argument! (kinda)

An Extra HOT Episode of Death Readers. Robb tries sooo hard to understand sports. Doug has a problem with the mirror. Robb (maybe) experiences self-awareness. 

Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

An Exclusive sneak peak at the Death Readers first movie commentary available exclusively to Patreon subscribers. The Death Readers explore Christopher Columbus’ maiden voyage into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. What’s in the ‘Snack Report’? What are the Death Readers Patronus’? Did Robb make a dying boy sadder? Join us on Patreon and find out!