Death Readers

Death Readers

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Death Readers episodes

  • Doug Spoils Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker

    Death Readers: Star Wars: No Hope!! 


    (Warning. Spoilers for Star Wars the Rise of Skywalker)

    It was going to be a short Patreon episode but Doug just wouldn't stop talking. He struggles to express what exactly his issues are with the new Star Wars movie while completely discrediting himself and sounding dumb. Pretty average. Listen as he babbles through comparing Star Wars to Hansel and Gretel, Clifford the Big Red Dog and... Harry Potter of course! 

    Please enjoy this Bonus off-topic episode! 


     Music: Action Epic by Komiku

    1 hr 26 min
  • Episode 38: It’s Great, if You Don’t Think About It

    How do you solve a problem like Delores? Doug and Robb discuss Harry’s behavior and experience no related personal growth whatsoever. The Readers get JIZZ in their ears before talking about their favorite flavors of Doritos.

      

    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    47 min
  • Episode 37: Agrarian Equestrian Questions

    This episode the Readers discuss the minutiae of manure while perfecting their pantomime. RoN doesn’t know how to handle Luna and maybe that’s good for him – RON. Definitely not Robb at all. Robb wants to see cartoons naked and somehow he doesn’t know how to use google.

     

    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    53 min
  • Episode 35: Sub-Titular

    Doug offers a better heart to heart with Harry than Dumbledore ever provided. Robb gets his weekly therapy and Professor Doug gives his first lecture on lying. To be clear... the readers do NOT invent a new word. What's up with Wizard Optometry?

     

    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 34: F#@k-Hat

    Doug Ponders the exestiential dread of cartoons and Robb gives Doug an Etymology lesson he totally did NOT steal from the Big Lebowski. Doug finally gets validation... vindication... revelations?

      

     

    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    46 min
  • Exclusive: Chamber of Secrets Commentary Sneak Peek

    Hey faithful listeners! It’s no secret that the Death Readers just recorded their commentary for the feature film “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets”! It’s a laugh a fortminute! (That’s like a fortnight... but in minutes...) It’s only available to our patron on Patreon. So hurry over to Patreon/deathreaders.com today for exclusive Death Readers content.

    3 min
  • Episode 33: Book Crap Party

    Doug is confident he’s solved all the mysteries of the seven book series... by the end of book four... except of course the mystery of Rita Skeeter but pay no attention to that!

     

    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 26 min
  • Episode 32: Let Me Drown

    In this episode The Readers wonder, "Who died first?" Robb forgets Bertha Jorkens. How much of this book is necessary? Robb proposes a BBC miniseries remake!




    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 31: Lupin and Hooch’s Silver-Bullet MoonShine

    On this episode of Death Readers; Robb totally lies about June-uary Embers, Mrs. Weasley if you’re nasty, Doug criticizes the length of the... school year, and all the good ones start with ‘H’... except Harry.


    *REMASTERED* 


    Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth

    1 hr 8 min

About Death Readers

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Doug had never read the Harry Potter books. Robb has read them many times. Together they went through the books to see if the magic was still there.