What is wrong with people?! A man in Kentucky shot his roommate in the butt after the roommate ate the last Hot Pocket. Instead of using a gun, he should have just given the dude a purple nurple.

Over in the UK there’s a competition to see who can charm the most worms out of the ground in 30 minutes. It’s called Britain's World Worm Charming Championship… and if you need me, I’ll be in my backyard trying to charm a worm.

Dana White and Adam Sandler are teaming up for a comedy series based on the UFC.

If you’re flying on a plane, is it wrong to change your baby's diaper on the seat/food tray? Because that happened, and the internet is split on this.

Space travel for the average Joe is getting to be more common. A SpaceX rocket took a former NASA astronaut and 3 customers to the ISS for a week-long trip.

Need more reasons to hate Tom Brady? Easy, he reached an agreement to be a partial owner of the Raiders. Now, I really hate him.

Ice cream truck season is here once again, and I explain why I think they're creepy. And I may have made some enemies.

Nikola Jokic and the Denver Nuggets are headed to the NBA Finals for the first time after they beat LeBron James and L.A. Lakers.

Via 9News (KUSA), I give you some fun facts about Nikola Jokić.

A woman in the UK dropped out of medical school, and is now selling her spit for a large amount of money. I know she's making some good cash, but I have to bring this story back to reality.

A man in Australia got nine heavy duty industrial stainless-steel rings stuck around the base of his junk for 12 hours! The removal of the rings left me squirming - but mostly laughing.

Bryan Johnson, who is rich, is taking the blood from his teenage son, to try and bio-hack his way into staying young.

A doctor lost his job when a patient became restless, the doctor reportedly asked a nearby cleaner to hold the man's leg and pass surgical instruments -- despite having no medical experience.

And a man was caught smuggling 8 ½ inch scissors into prison via his back-end. Just add that to the list of why I couldn't hack it in prison.

I’m all beat up from a busy weekend. I pretended to be a lumberjack, and I built a trampoline. Now my body feels like I got ran over by a GEO Metro. What? Everyone says truck. I'd be more likely to survive and do a show after if it was a small car. Live in reality, people!

The Facebook APP update that had a bug, caused chaos for some. The bug sent an automatic friend requests to any profiles people had viewed. So us Facebook stalkers may have been exposed. Awkward!

Legendary Laker, Magic Johnson tweeted out: "I have to apologize to the Denver Nuggets, they proved that they are a better and more talented team in their victory over the Lakers tonight. They put both teams in the Eastern Conference on notice that they are committed to winning a championship!"

Charles Barkley is all in on the Denver Nuggets to win the NBA championship, and he’s been for a long time.

A burger for $700? Yep! A wagyu meat (8oz) burger with caviar, fresh black truffle, lobster flambeed with cognac, topped with aged Irish cheddar and drizzled with honey. Oh, and covered with gold. It's all yours at Drury Beer Garden in Philly. This is a great reminder to not overcomplicate a burger.

Oscar Mayer changed the name of the Wienermobile to Frankmobile. I explain why they changed the iconic name. Plus, listeners take a crack at renaming the legendary vehicle.

And we have leftover talk on the foods that make your skin crawl, including raw oysters! It's basically chilled sea boogers.

Does A1 sauce belong on steak? This question has the entire world (in my mind) split.
Plus, other weird food trends that should stop.

Four children, including a baby, found alive in the Amazon jungle after they survived a plane crash on the 1st of May. This reminds me of the amazing story of surviving a plane crash in the Amazon Rainforest. The story of Juliane Koepcke. Listen to this classic episode on SPOTIFY https://t.co/vHMCoOlxnV

Grocery cards are a scam, and there's nothing we can do about it.

ESPN hiring Pat McAfee during mass layoffs is bad optics, and it's a win-win for Pat.

This summer, the city of Golden, Colorado will launch "The Best for Golden," a program trial that moves all police department employees from a 40-hour workweek to a 32-hour workweek without a change in pay. What are the pros and cons of this? Could you see your company doing this?

Man indicted in theft of 'Wizard of Oz' ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland. This is a bizarre story.

Martha Stewart is on the cover of Sports Illustrated at the age of 81. But some people are against it. Also, I think I have a thing for older women.

My wife is out of town and I'm pretty sure our house is haunted. Things went missing, crazy noises in the home, and my dog has gas. The last thing has nothing to do with a potential ghost.

Florida police mistake sand art for a deadly alligator. That would have been awesome to see.

Working in front of the big bosses can be stressful… Broncos Coach Sean Payton had fun with QB Ben DiNucci after he threw a pick six in practice.

Taco Tuesday is trademarked by Taco John’s and Taco Bell is trying to make it so all companies can use the iconic phrase.

Florida driver stops for turtle crossing busy highway, causes multi-vehicle crash. And a chicken was on the loose on a subway track, and it halted service in Mexico City. Am I wrong for thinking that you should just run small animals over?

Only 4 states want the Denver Nuggets to win it all - Colorado, Wyoming, New Mexico, and Utah. And this is why the NBA will push to make the Celtics / Lakers match-up happen.

And listener, Ramon, sent in a crazy in-law story.

I got to relive Super Bowl 32 with my son last night. Watching my son get excited about John Elway’s helicopter play gave me goosebumps.

Under the category of - What an idiot: A Colorado driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop. This seems like it's a made up story... but it's not!

A stupid TikTok trend has customers stealing napkins, forks, and hot sauce from Chipotle. Why? Because they’re upset about upcharges on guacamole, queso, as well as expensive burritos. As a former restaurant manager, I explain why this makes zero sense.

I attempt to get all sciency on you, but fail, when I talk about the future of space travel. You could soon get married, or even have a Michelin-star meal on the boundaries of space. And traveling to Sydney Australia could take only a few hours via space.

Denver has filled 3,537 potholes since the start of the year. That’s 430 over what they were last year at this time.

I remind everyone that I am the person who nicknamed Ball Arena “The Sack”. If someone uses that on the airwaves, they must give me credit.

My interview with Bold Journey: https://boldjourney.com/news/meet-scott-dehuff/

The lamest named city in the world is the Texas city of Kyle. And they're hoping to bring together more than 2,325 Kyles to clinch the Guinness World Record.

Renfield is an awesome movie starring Nicolas Cage, Nicholas Hoult, and Awkwafina. This may be Nic Cage's perfect role.

Robin Greenfield uses the leaf of a blue spur flower instead of toilet paper to wipe his backside. Are you willing to use a leaf to help save the planet? I'm not!

Man was electrocuted and died after sticking a ping pong ball up his butt during while masturbating.
"Grandman, why are you burning Grandpa's ping pong table?"

A stupid Youtuber may go to prison for 20 years after crashing his plane in a California forest. After the crash, he then tried to cover up what he did.

Ted Lasso slammed the Denver Broncos when trying to support the LGBTQ community, and some people in Colorado didn't get the joke.

I face off with Neil deGrasse Tyson after he said this on social media: "If Artificial Intelligence fouls up society, then how intelligent was it, really?"

The voices in my head try to take over for this episode.

Wendy’s tests an AI chatbot that takes your drive-thru order. And as a former restaurant manager, I can honestly say that industry is getting closer to not having human employees - and I'm mostly fine with that.

Lionel Richie, 73, says sex with his girlfriend, 33, keeps him young – not plastic surgery. And that leads us to an astonishing discovery about the fountain of youth.

Coked out man in Miami started clawing his way through the wall to his neighbor’s bathroom.

What does a gimp (leathery or rubbery suit wearing person) sound like?

A Utah woman, Kouri Richins, who published a children's book about grief after the sudden death of her husband has been charged with his murder. This allows me to give advice on if you think someone is poisoning you.

People who don't pull forward into the intersection when turning left, so more cars can get through on the same light cycle, are jerk holes.

The question that lays heavy on every man’s mind - Why do women hate the word ‘moist’?

A sewage truck had a spill on I-76 near the interchange with Highway 224 in Colorado. So I had to bust out some Dad Jokes!

Legendary NFL and MLB star Bo Jackson was on with McElroy and Cubelic in the Morning and shared some bizarre news about his hiccups.

I give you an update on the Nikola Jokic Mat Ishbia drama. Plus, why the Denver Nuggets need to hammer the Suns in game 6. (Spoiler - I was right, they did hammer the Suns)

Musical artist ‘The Weekend’ is going to eventually stop calling himself The Weekend. This leads me into discussing the truth behind why Garth Brooks went by ‘Chris Gaines’ for a short period.

I can’t help but be a judgmental jerk with this story. A British couple are consciously 'unschooling' their three children and are giving them the power to choose when - or if - they learn to read and write.

Two car garages in my neighborhood are a big fat lie.

And while I openly copycat and modify a Twitter trend, some don’t understand how life works.

The NFL schedule release shows are a complete joke due to the schedules being released before the shows.

The World Video Game Hall of Fame announced its 2023 inductees. Barbie Fashion Designer, Computer Space, The Last of Us and Wii Sports.
I also share the story of how my brother and I ruined my sister's Barbies growing up. Oops!

A man who calls himself Gazpacho Machine — or Gaz, for short, revealed how he gets paid to eat food inside his shower. So now I'm going to make videos of me eating in the shower.

Do you love lollipops? Do you love vaginas? What if they were combined? That's what Nova Jewels is doing in Scotland. Wait, is there a way of me copying this too?

Facebook founder (and possible robot) Mark Zuckerberg took part in his first jiu-jitsu martial arts tournament on Saturday and went home with silver and gold medals.

Limb lengthening surgery grows in popularity for cosmetic reasons, and I don't fully understand it.

Olympic legend, Amy Van Dyken shared a story of a guy insulting her due her being in a wheelchair. So I got serious for a second to call out the jerk hole.