Mind you, this is a grown man who wrote this.

Doin' some readin', rantin', and droolin'.

If you like this book, don't listen.

The Secret Diaries of David Palmer

This will offend someone.

Patrick reads two new poems, a surprise indie author hit, and tries not to have a panic attack.

For once I don't need an explicit warning unless you don't appreciate urination.

Cover your children's ears.

I sucked in 2014.

Patrick reads and cringes at his own writing.