This will offend someone.

Patrick reads two new poems, a surprise indie author hit, and tries not to have a panic attack.

For once I don't need an explicit warning unless you don't appreciate urination.

Cover your children's ears.

I sucked in 2014.

Patrick reads and cringes at his own writing.

The real theft is the time we lost.

Poetry and Weird Erotica

Demise of Demise of Demise of Demise

There's nothing positive to say.