Tony gears up for his stand-up special, "I Shit My Pants" and shares his altercation at the 99 Cent store that's straight out of the movie, "Crash." Dennis recounts his most embarassing moment of the decade so far and it's a doozy. And they both let loose on a certain Advocate coverboy.

In this pre-Oscar installment, Tony delivers an encouraging update about Bread Loaf. Dennis gets to play third wheel to an ex and his date. And the boys let loose on a whole bunch of famous people including Mo'nique, Shannon Doherty, Mary Hart, Johnny Weir, Pam Anderson, Jimmy Osmond and the Access Nation, whoever that is.

Dennis recounts the shoot for his short film Rubdown, during which something comes off in his mouth! Tony goes to AZ for his neice's birthday and comes back with beer stories and adorable neice anecdotes. The boys fill out Dennis's Razzie ballot and Dennis gives Tony a sneak preview of the concert film Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World. It's spas-tastic!

Tony lightens up and Dennis goes to the dark place in their longest podcast ever. After years of shunning it, Tony goes on Facebook and gets all the good, all the bad and all the weird of it in the first fifteen minutes. Dennis preps for his short film shoot and updates on the flaky date who he sent the shit-calling e-mail to in the last podcast. Let's just say a certain country singing legend makes a cameo.

Dennis and Tony share their weird dreams, then deconstruct Miss America, the Grammys and RuPaul's Drag Race. But the real news is Dennis's savage e-mail to the Flakey Date who won't die.