Tony looks on helplessly as Dennis commits a major audience member faux pas at "Xanadu: The Musical" in Orange County. Tony's dating derby rages on, a listener solves the mystery of the second sphincter and Dennis and Tony share their origin story, which involves Vanessa Williams.

Tony's back hurts and he gets a massage from God and Dennis almost embarasses himself in front of a Queer Eye as Shitstorm '09 rages on!

Dennis and Tony bask in the glory of Tony's triumphant stand-up special. Dennis's has a total Kate Hudson turnaround thanks to her fun, 60's-esque number in "Nine." Meredith Baxter orders a steaming bowl of pussy and the boys pick up the check.

Tony recalls Thanksgiving with his family and gives an update on the three bachelors who are currently in play. Dennis has no love or family life to speak of so he talks about the movies he saw over the holiday weekend including New Moon and The Blind Side.

Tony is torn between three lovers and Dennis is as committed as ever to his beloved Diet Coke. We also rap about Adam Lambert, Precious and Oprah's calling it quits.

Tony shares for dating travails while Dennis offers his thoughts on the Twilight phenomenon and the Ellen / Oprah power coupling.

Dennis and Tony take a bus tour through LA's history with Out and About tours, celebrate the wonder of 100 calorie packs and wonder what it must like to rep Sara McLachlan.

Tony breaks down his rules for dealing with flaky f-buddies and Dennis shares relief over a good check up at the neck doctor. Ashlee and Jessica Simpson's career misfires are also dissected. And listener e-mails, too!

Dennis has a flashback pain in the neck and discovers the wonder of Lyrica and Tony shares a "small world" story that may just rock you to your core.

Tony gets a text from an ex ad Dennis gets a Facebook greeting from an ex. And they're both unnerving.