Dice Funk - D&D Comedy

In this mini-episode, the squad searches for their friends as the truth of the rebellion comes into focus. Anne makes it rain. Rinaldo is just, like, so done with this.

Highlights: Absconcé, Method Roleplaying, Recently Moaning, Trap Cards, Going Through Her (Loot), and The Convenient NPC.

Two incompetent dorks infiltrate a mansion amidst rising tides of violence, while a mysterious sound fills the air. Allana stays behind. Anne touches a lot of butt. Rinaldo starts a riot and runs across more of his backstory.

Highlights: The Mob Rules, Football Sleds, Ambulance Foreshadowing, Chaise Lounge, Evil Omelet, Picking Pockets, and Donnie Darko Tracking.

The city burns as the pieces are put in place for a  climactic showdown. Allana oversees some nefarious blankets. Anne sends Marshmallow on a dangerous mission. Rinaldo creeps out his boyfriend.

Highlights: Medieval Stealth Technology, Hope Recovered, CTRL F, Ubisoft Map Markers, Sick Moves, and Halfling For Sale.

The dynamic duo does some research while their new friend finds herself at the center of a firestorm. Allana does her best for Faith and Hope. Anne tries to find answers in cryptic conversations. Rinaldo reads the diary of a talented artist.

Highlights: Tried So Hard, Free Paper, Don't Burn Anything, Becky, Secret Tuesdays, To The Deer, Superbly Locked, and Follow Your Heart.

Evil lurks in the heart of the city, yet the good may pose a far greater danger.... Allana meets with her big, happy family. Anne spreads the good word (whether you like it or not). Marshmallow goes into overwatch. Rinaldo sees all his plans fall apart.

Highlights: Low-Key Pimpin', The Butts Of Light's Landing, Animal. Handling. Check., Orb & Fang, Church Business, and Let's Go Check Out A Book.

Terrible truths are revealed and bad plans are formulated, as time begins to run out. Allana demonstrates proper stabbing technique. Anne encounters a system error and needs to reboot. Marshmallow finds his calling as the world's best pillow. Rinaldo takes a nap and a tumble.

Highlights: I WILL NOT,  The Stonerotten, Saucy Priest, Blue Screened, Stab Yourself, GrampaSimpson.GIF, and The Confession.

Who will survive the seedy Stoneroot club and what will be left of them? Anne misplaces something VERY IMPORTANT. Marshmallow becomes tug-o-war champion. Rinaldo undergoes some enhanced interrogation.

Highlights: Ear-to-Ear, Casino Royale, A Drooling Moron, Allana the Half-Elf Rogue, Ferret Rodeo, and Speak to Squeak.

How will our heroes deal with the shocking revelation that threatens to tear the party apart? Anne gets a makeover. Jayne likes to watch. Marshmallow gets close. Rinaldo starts a dancing sensation that sweeps the nation.

Highlights: #MillenialProblems, Blister The Battletoad, Bon Jovi Is Canon, An Inspired Plan, Indiana Rinaldo, and Roll To Bop.

THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. Anne dreams of flames. Jayne looks for a new gig. Marshmallow becomes Batman. Rinaldo wants someone to ride his pony.

Highlights: Cruella de Leon, Cheap Sunglasses, 360 No-Scope, Shiv Him, Come This Gay, and The Secret Session.

The party is split and the fellowship is broken, as our heroes are scattered around a city that wants their heads. Anne has a surprisingly good fire idea. Jayne becomes Brienne of Tarth and/or Captain Phasma. Rinaldo nearly breaks his hand on two separate occasions.

Highlights: Vas Preference, Clubfoot Jeff, Candle Business, The OctoWink, Best Worst Puncher, Ice Cube or Ice-T?, Fallon (A.K.A. Falcon), and Candy Cravings.